eating apples is complicated

[minxnim]

it's always hard to tell how big of a bite to take. i hate when my teeth just get stuck in the apple because i took a bite that was too big

 

[FuSoYa]

mia has this problem with people eating apples because they tend to eat in a ring around the apple and then bite the top and bottom off last. this confuses her and makes her yell a lot. she thinks people ought to bite randomly. she also eats corn on the cob by biting in random spots.

 

[xfer]

like a suckling pig wearing several sweaters and a PKE meter.

 

[azal]

I bite randomly, but not to be random. The next spot I choose to bite is the one that looks most convenient to bite. Like, wherever my fingers currently are not.

 

[minxnim]

alex is.... weird.

anyway, i eat random parts because biting around it in a circle makes the apple all spitty and gross.

 

[FuSoYa]

mia also likes to ask for a bite of people's sandwiches, invariably, at the precise moment the sandwich-owner has just finished preparing (via strategic bites) a 'perfect peninsula' of sandwich. mia then proceeds to bite off that person's prepared perfect peninsula.

 

[xfer]

the prepared perfect peninsula that includes the ideal amount of turkey, cheese, avocado, bacon, whatever is on the sandwich. snapped off leaving the eater with a mustarded crust with only turkey skin and tomato seeds on it.

 

[mindspell]

Nobody touches my sandwichs, she can go to hell.

 

[azal]

This thread makes me long for wonderbread.

Serbia sucks at toast. It's just like regular bread, cut into toasty slices, it's not all soft, mushy and non-breadlike, like american toast is.

 

[xfer]

I have the hazy memory that the "no linking" joke stems from a sandwich dispute?

 

[Josh Seipp]

Nobody touches my sandwichs, she can go to hell.

yeha seriously she could get punched in the face for this

 

[mindspell]

In her case it might be a little easier than a punch to keep her away. A nice mid-power shove should do the trick..

 

[minxnim]

if it was like an avocado and munster sandwich i might get a little psycho about losing the best part of it.

 

[Helm]

This reminds me of the school playground practice where one bullying 8 year old would ask for a potato chip from your bag, and you'd hand over the bag and he'd actually spit inside your bag and shake it and then proclaim how obviously, this was now his bag of potato chips.

 

[xfer]

mia = bully

 

[xfer]

or

mia = 8-year-old

 

[azal]

mia = alpha male

 

[Draft Dodging Scarecrow]

mia = bully

mia = 8-year-old

mia = alpha male

A perfect example of the thought progression on this board.

 

[Astral Poetry]

Eating apples always makes my gums hurt alot. I then have to rub them alot for them to stop. Pears are much more tender and juicy.

 

[Draft Dodging Scarecrow]

plums. lot's and lot's of plums.