stories of my roommate eating (aka: a study in self-control)

[chupe666]

NO, it'd be AWFUL AWESOME!

 

[xfer]

which reminds me: greg, what's an AWFUL AWFUL?

 

[avi]

I forsee great postings in our future. This is definitely the sort of thing the Internet needs more of.

 

[FuSoYa]

you know, eating any sort of bread (such as APPLE BREAD) means he is most definitely NOT on the atkins diet.

 

[xfer]

holy shit toby you mean jeff fucked up somehow? MIND IS BLOWN.

 

[FalseTodd]

Cause the Atkins diet isn't a huge fuckup in and of itself. Hi, I'm going to not eat something my body pretty much has relied on for most of my life. I hear it's a good idea to throw your body into ketosis on a semi-permanent basis.

Enter the Zone all the way....

 

[minxnim]

like all the people in my office are on the atkins diet. even the nutritionists inexplicably. but anyway, it seems shady. ketone bodies up the ass.....

 

[xfer]

actually, you can eat some bread on the atkins diet--i flipped through one of TR's many atkins books lying around, and you can bake special no-carb "atkins bread" somehow, I think.

my ex-ex-ex-girlfriend's mother was a DOCTOR on the atkins diet, and everyone was always like "umm is that some kind of oxymoron?" and she always brushed off their concerns. then she collapsed one day and went back on the carbs.

 

[FuSoYa]

OK, but for some reason I'm doubting that the apple bread you guys had was carbless atkins bread.

also who the heck is your ex-ex? i thought your ex-ex-ex was your ex-ex?

 

[xfer]

it absolutely was very carby.

i am now considering my in-between-exes as sort of an ex-, so ex-ex- has become ex-ex-ex. i got sick of people telling me i was in denial about our relationship.

 

[FuSoYa]

yeah? who is it?

 

[xfer]

my now ex-ex- formerly nothing? johna?

 

[goatschool]

i love bread.

i love this thread.

 

[chupe666]

my ex-ex-ex-girlfriend's mother was a DOCTOR on the atkins diet, and everyone was always like "umm is that some kind of oxymoron?"

this is like all the overweight nurses who smoke at my gf's work. i'm thinking, "isn't it your job to know what to tell OTHER people how to take care of themselves? Hypocritical Nurse, meet xfer's tard roommate with no self control. you two will get along great."

 

[FuSoYa]

johna? i don't know who that is at all!

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

If the Atkins Diet means only eating things from Atkins Farms then COUNT ME IN!

 

[FalseTodd]

Regrettably, apple cider and the associated donuts would be right the fuck out.

 

[azal]

I think it mostly consists of eating meat and cheese, which without bread is totally gross when consumed in large amounts.