Turns out they were PEAR APPLES. Weird as shit. They look like pears and they ARE pears but taste kinda like an apple and have the same crispy sort of consistency. Now I dunno if these have been commonly available for fucken ages and I'm just old news but I thought it was fuckin wacky when I first took a bite out of one.
http://nv.essortment.com/pearsapple_rldo.htm
They have some other name but I can't remember
http://nv.essortment.com/pearsapple_rldo.htm
They have some other name but I can't remember