Ecstatic Youth's logic

[Ecstatic Youth]

So, you may have come in here expecting to read possibly a serious thread about logic(possibly) and low and behold, you're in the WRONG place for that!!

Here's how it works. You follow my formula of rediculous logic and try to come up with funny stuff. It may work better and be funnier when you're doing it with your friends in order to insult them almost beyond comprehension, but we'll try out best here.


I'll start off with some examples I used with friends:

Fire trucks are red, communists are red
Therefore, fire trucks are communits

Peter(friend of mine) is human, Oprah is human
Therefore Peter is Oprah

Peter fucks elephants, elephants fuck elephants
Therefore Peter is an elephant


...And here's some i'm coming up with now:

ledmag smokes weed, neal smokes weed
Therefore ledmag is neal

Narrot had blond hair, Warrel has bond hair
Therefore Narrot is Warrel

MSC talks about Metallica all the time, Metallica fans talk about Metallica all the time
Therefore MSC is a Metallica fan

Get my drift? I can't think right now and they're a little weak, but it's MUCH more fun and easy to do if you are hyper(as I was in religion class), drunk, or high and you will get better results.
So, let's see what you faggots can come up with?

 

[ledmag]

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hahahaha

i vote for MSC being a metallica fan, that was a good one

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Makes sense to me...
Like your logic,too.Can't think of any of my own now,though.

 

[Will Bozarth]

I play guitar, Zakk Wylde plays guitar...
Therefore... I am Zakk Wylde

 

[lizard]

a lesbian needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. therefore, lesbians are fish. no, wait a minute...

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Hmmmm,I write stories about vampires,Anne Rice writes stories about vampires...therefore I am Anne Rice...not much logic,but still...

 

[famousamoswillkillyou]

Great logic.


I am self-centered, God is self-centered, therefore, I am God.
I look at porn, my brother looks at porn, therefore, I am my brother.

 

[Will Bozarth]

i can bark, dogs can bark.... therefore...












I AM THE DOG!

 

[neal]

your father eats food, i eat food.
i am your father.
-neal

 

[Will Bozarth]

 

[famousamoswillkillyou]

I had one, but it's too damn perverse.

 

[neal]

say it anyway.
-neal

 

[Caeros]

I eat fried chicken, black people eat fried chicken, therefore I am a black person.
Creed sucks and so do shitty bands, therefore Creed is a shitty band.

 

[Will Bozarth]

LOL woo

 

[jimbobhickville]

I like Nevermore, you like Nevermore, therefore I am YOU!!

 

[Will Bozarth]

SAD BUT TTRRRRRUUUUUEEE

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

You are your brother,Famous Amos...oh,that's creepy...
Hmmm...
I am female,Angela Gossow(is that he last name?)of Arch Enemy is female...therefore I am Angela of Arch Enemy!
Angela doesn't want to be fucked by Metallica Sucks(various things),I don't want to be fucked by him,either,therefore,once again,I am Angela!

 

[Black Winter Day]

if God is love, and love is blind, therefore stevie wonder must be God!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Christians are morbid(think crucifixes),I am morbid...therefore...I am a Chrisitan...?That's creepy...

 

[[KOTNO]Narrot]

Originally posted by Ecstatic Youth
Narrot had blond hair, Warrel has bond hair
Therefore Narrot is Warrel

rulez....but i sing better than WD!