ehrmm... do you see something sort of... UNWHOLESOME about this picture?

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freddy krueger is not a child molester.

i had this dream once where freddy was chasing me around all scary on a baseball field. but then he catches up to me, and exclaims, "wait wait! no, i don't want to KILL you. i'm in LOVE with you!" and then he revealed that he had re-carved his sharp talon-claws into elongated heart shapes for me as a symbol of his love, and that just did it. that did me in - my heart melted!

okay, fine, so i was 8 years old when i had that dream and it did take place on some sort of grosso symbolically sexual baseball field type thing (probably?) but

ok nevermind.

*sniff*

JUST LEAVE ME AND FREDDY ALONE, OKAY? :(