Cartoon porn is fucking weird.

[NAD]

Seriously, I see that hentai stuff and I can't even laugh, it's just bizarre. And I'm a pervert!

Any of you other freaks think that shit is just strange? If you jerk off 14 times a day to it, this is the thread to confess.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I think its fucking weird and it doesn't arouse me at all.

 

[Krilons Resa]

It's definitely amusing.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

non-arousing, but funny, yes.

 

[Krilons Resa]

maybe the question should be: Is it entertaining?

 

[NAD]

I just find it weird, can't even giggle at it. Just, well, strange. If it were up to me all cartoon porn would be replaced with dead baby jokes, such as:

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road?

A: Cuz he was stapled to the chicken.

 

[Krilons Resa]

What's funnier than a dead baby?

A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome

 

[NAD]

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

 

[Krilons Resa]

hehehe


A woman was lying in her hospital bed recuperating after an intense
12 hour delivery of a bouncing baby boy.

Moments later the hospital room door opened, and in walked
the delivery nurse carrying the baby boy ....

SUDDENLY the nurse THROWS the baby on the floor, kicks it up
against the wall, picks it up and TWIRLS it around several times
and THROWS it against the wall....

Well, just bewildered, the woman gives out a loud SHREEEK and
hollers MY GOD ..... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BABY ??????

The Nurse chuckles a little to herself 'April Fools', she says...
He was ALREADY DEAD !!!!!!!!!!

 

[NAD]

Nice!

Q: What's red and bubbly and scratches at the window?

A: Baby in a microwave.

Dammit, I need more dead baby jokes, all the rest of mine are dying baby jokes.

 

[Black Winter Day]

Q: What is the difference between a dead baby and a basketball?

A: basketballs bounce back

 

[Black Winter Day]

Q: how many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?

A: depends on how hard you throw them

 

[Krilons Resa]

Oh ya...

What's the difference between a dead baby and a table?

You can't fuck a table.

 

[NAD]

hahahahahaha awesome. This one combines two jokes:

Q: What's the difference between dead baby and black pussy?

A: You can eat dead baby.

 

[Black Winter Day]

it's almost midnight on a saturday night and i'm sitting around on the internet telling dead baby jokes, listening to graveland and talking on the phone. i suck.

 

[NAD]

Dude don't break the flow! Either way, I think that calls for a new signature.

That wall painting one is fucking classic, missed that the first time.

 

[NAD]

Okay I'm fucking DYING now:

http://www.dead-baby-joke.com/

Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: Take your foot off of it's head.

 

[Krilons Resa]

Q: What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor?

A: An erection.

 

[Krilons Resa]

Q: What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?

A: Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.

 

[Krilons Resa]

Q: How do you make a baby cry twice?
















































A: Wipe your bloody cock on his teddy bear.