ENGLAND: The thread for the English.

[-Gavin-]

 

[Turbo]

The making of one of the best Englishmen ever.

Before

'Tackling' the Scots

After

Tackling Hollywood

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

I wanna marry Vinnie Jones

 

[Turbo]

yeah, you're probably thinking what everyone else is thinking. All the good Englishmen are footballers.

 

[-Gavin-]

The making of one of the best Englishmen ever.

Before

'Tackling' the Scots

After

Tackling Hollywood

Made that a while ago.

 

[Nick Brookes]

your missing iron maiden

 

[BodomiC]

all I love about english is Aye Mate!!

 

[Turbo]

We have a few other good things about our country. Im gonna have to get back to you on that though, check back in a couple of days.

come on you English cunts: profanity, nick, mung kid: help us out a tad. I cannot stand the oppression from the North.

 

[-Gavin-]

all I love about english is Aye Mate!!

Aye is scottish, get to the other thread and stop insulting us.

 

[Turbo]

Aye is scottish, get to the other thread and stop insulting us.

Thats our Polish allies you are talking to.

 

[-Gavin-]

Thats our Polish allies you are talking to.

Naw, i'm pretty sure they got dry-humped and then you guys jumped in to save them

 

[Turbo]

We tryed our best, and we regret it ever since. Possibility number 1 for our lowsy immigration policy. We didnt let them in, so we have been letting people in ever since.

 

[-Gavin-]

Man, we need to bar anyone east poland and west of japan coming in....

 

[Turbo]

I dont mind Europeans in. I do mind anyone else.

 

[-Gavin-]

That's what i'm saying


One sec...


Edit: aye, i was gonna draw it, but fuck it.



East of poland, west of japan, rules out all the shitty middle east while allowing europeans and japs.

 

[Ralf]

Thats our Polish allies you are talking to.

you could have said that in 1939, biatch.

 

[Turbo]

keep the Yanks out as well. Go to London, the place is swarming with tourists. Irritating tourists.

I might have guessed this forum would be very political.

 

[The Soulforged]

what about the americans?? dont you guys love us!

 

[Turbo]

you could have said that in 1939, biatch.

Still our allies, we joined the war for them.

 

[-Gavin-]

When i was in london for hammerfall, my friend couldn't meet me at the station so i had to get myself to Camden.

I went to tourist info and this woman infront, a yank, was asking the guy to help her find her glasses.

"sure, where did you last have them?"
"on a bus"
"where abouts?"
"i don't know, somewhere in the city, it was red"
"...."
"can you contact me if you find them?"



I was disgusted.