ENGLAND: The thread for the English.

[Leandro]

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You gotta be fucking kidding!!!

 

[-Gavin-]

Nope, i swear to fucking god, no lies or exaggeration,

 

[Turbo]

the Americans are under the impression that the only city in the UK (YES THE UK NOT ENGLAND) is London. That is ignorant. Really fucking ignorant. OK U.K. people you're time to shine, without the use of google or an encyclopedia, name more than one city in the US.

Ill start you off. Miami.

 

[The Soulforged]

haha we arent all that stupid only about 90% of us. it is a sad world. here is another one, this stupid chick in my class gave this guy a hand job and then decided to flick her bean right after word. she ened up getting pregnant. im dead serious too.

 

[Turbo]

yeh, thats quite dumb.

 

[-Gavin-]

the Americans are under the impression that the only city in the UK (YES THE UK NOT ENGLAND) is London. That is ignorant. Really fucking ignorant. OK U.K. people you're time to shine, without the use of google or an encyclopedia, name more than one city in the US.

Ill start you off. Miami.

Cali, orlando, seatle, new york, San Fran, Nola... There's the big ones.

Carry on.

 

[Turbo]

Las Vegas, Los Angeles

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

St. Louis, New Orleans (what's left of it), Houston, San Antonio, Philadelphia, Atlanta and so on

 

[-Gavin-]

oklahoma, Philly

 

[-Gavin-]

Hahahaha, hilarious bit on the new Bill Bailey DVD... talking about how americans learn all their geogrpahy from celebreties, then tells how he saw rosie o'donell say on TV

"i don't know anything about afghanistan, but i DO know that it is full of terrorists... speaking as a mother"

 

[Leandro]

damn this is so absurdely funny

 

[Turbo]

St. Louis, New Orleans (what's left of it), Houston, San Antonio, Philadelphia, Atlanta and so on

OK, European people will do, but still i proved a point.

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

OK, European people will do, but still i proved a point.

I'm adopted by Gavin

 

[Turbo]

"i don't know anything about afghanistan, but i DO know that it is full of terrorists... speaking as a mother"

That DVD is on my xmas wishlist lol, that made me crack up.

 

[-Gavin-]

That DVD is on my xmas wishlist lol, that made me crack up.

Part Troll, it's fucking AMAZING


some of the songs he does... and it's like 50% rip on america

Not to mention the vegetarian skit

 

[Leandro]

Phoenix, Orlando, Chicago, Pittsburgh, Boston, San Diego, Los Angeles, Detroit, Sacramento...

 

[derek]

chicago, denver, kansas city, las vegas, detroit, baton rouge, charleston, austin, dallas, houston, phoenix, oakland...

 

[BodomiC]

so aye's not english, then wtf is???

anyway next thing I love abot the england, I hope I wont miss the counrty again, its the great and old Benny Hill Show

 

[Noble Viking]

Yorkshire, Manchester, English beer is some of my favorite in the world

 

[Lola]

State Capitals (not in order, and I may have left some out):

Austin TX, Santa Fe NM, Oklahoma City OK,
Little Rock AR, Baton Rouge LA, Jackson MS,
Tallahassee FL, Bismark ND, Des Moines IA,
Albany NY, Atlanta GA, Raleigh NC,
Richmond VA, Charleston WV, Columbia SC(??),
Springfield IL, Lincoln NB(??), Helena MT,
Salt Lake Cuty UT, Sacramento CA, Salem OR,
Boise ID, St Paul MN, Cheyenne WY(???),
Denver CO, Carson City NV(Reno?), Phoenix AR,
Pierre SD (??), Topeka KA , Jefferson City MO,
Madison WI, Lansing MI, Indianapolis IN,
Frankfurt KN, Nashville TN (Elvis ), Montgomery AL (Forest Gump), Columbus OH, Harrisburg PA, Dover DL,
Annapolis ML, Trenton NJ, Hartford CN,
Boston MA, Montpelier VT, Concord NH,
Agusta ME, Juneau AL, Honolulu HI,
Olympia WA Providence RI