Anything stupid...well, lets see...last year i got really really drunk, and could hear Slipnkot being blasted from another dorm room. I proceeded to begin (loudly, apparently) ragging on Slipknot and talking about how stupid their fans have to be. UNfortunately, there were four huge, shaved head aggro-rockers in the room with the music playing. They heard me, came out and surrounded (mind you I was in no condition to fight). My friend saved my ass by tellling them I love Slipknot and was just really drunk.
Another great moment...in 9th grade (fall 96), on the first day at this new school, I met this hot chick. I was totally smitten after just one day. At the end of that day, I began walking down the stairs to the first floor. UNfortunately, someone had spilled something at the top of the stairs. I slipped, flew head first down the entire flight, landed on my hand and wrist (my thumb was fractured and wrist sprained. I hit my head very hard on the ground. I was only semi-concious, but I found out later I had landed on that girl when I hit the bottom :s :s :s
yet ANOTHER time: I am a criminal justice major, and last year, as part of a requirement, we had to go on a ride-along with the San Diego PD. The cop I went with, one Officer Mack, was a nice enough guy, gave me a good time, and wished me well. The next day I got really drunk, and my friends and I decided to walk the hundred feet from our dorm to a 7-11. I came around the corner from behind the 7-11, and walked straight into the chest of...the same cop I did the ride-along with........he grabbed my shirt and pulled me behind the 7-11 and yelled at me to get back to the dorms before another cop saw me staggering around....I was so embarassed, but lucky he didn't get me for drunk in public...