For a slightly different take on it (x-posted from PMX:2).....
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It took me a long time to find the damn Pearl Room (in freakin' Mokena, IL), since it turns out it's not really on LaGrange Rd., as the LaGrange Rd. address might lead you to believe. But it worked out for the best, because I got there right when I wanted to, about five minutes before Epica started. Yeah yeah, sorry for not "supporting the scene" by skipping the local openers, but there aren't a whole lot of *signed* prog/power bands that I think are worthy of support, so I really have a hard time rousing any interest for the unsigned ones.
The venue is nice. Well, it's not really nice, it's mostly just a warehouse entirely devoid of character, but at least it has a decent stage and some lights and the sound isn't the worst in the world. Turnout was good, a few hundred I guess, with the main area and surrounding balcony packed pretty tight for both bands.
So then, Epica. They're a band with an amazing talent. They have a good-looking frontwoman, accessible melodic songs, some longhairs with good headbanging stage presence, and even a guy who screams and growls for some variety. And despite all those things stacked against them in their goal to be the most boring live band ever, they still mange to pull it off! It takes some serious skill and dedication to completely squander all those advantages, so kudos to them!
I don't really know how they do it, but I think one trick that helps them is the requirement to play all their songs along with the computer that provides half their sound. There was a big thread about this (the use of pre-recorded material) at the PPUSA forum, and now I understand why. Though for me, I'm not bothered by the fact that they're "faking it"; the real problem is that they have to play every song along to a click-track, and it completely sucks any groove and life out of the music. I was headbanging more at the Cursive show this week than I was for Epica...Epica barely inspired me to tap my foot from time to time.
Though I don't think all the blame can fall on the click-track, because even their cover of "Crystal Mountain", which was (presumably?) played free, failed to completely rouse me from the stupor they had put me in. And that's perhaps my favorite Death song. So I'm thinking the guys themselves must just have no groove in their blood.
Do any guitar players out there know if "Crystal Mountain" is like the easiest Death song to play? Because Death seems like an odd choice for Epica to cover, since their guitar players do absolutely nothing during their normal songs. Really, I think *I* could have gone up their and subbed in for one of the guitarists, and no one would have noticed. All they really need (and all you really hear) is bass, drums, orchestrations, and the vocal; having one guitarist is unneccesary, and having two is just silly. Although maybe that's *why* they do a cover from a guitar-focused band, because the guitarists are like "shit, let us at least do *something* in this entire set!"
This was the second time I'd seen Epica, so I was giving them the chance that the first time (at ProgPower Europe) they just had an off night, or all the banter in Dutch kept me from getting into it. But nope, I guess they're just flat-out bad. And Simone's stage moves feel even more rehearsed the second time around. Maybe the problem was that she didn't have her fan that blows her hair around....does it only run on 220V or something?
Ok, so then Kamelot. Despite a valiant effort by the World's Boringest Drummer, Casey Grillo, to top Epica in boringness, the charisma and energy of the rest of the guys in the band (ok, mostly just Khan) prevented that from happening. Not that it was the world's greatest set or anything, but it was good, and at least kept me from feeling ripped off.
I had web page for Kamelot in 1996 (I probably hosted their first illegally downloaded music!), and although I took a break for Epica/Karma, I came back on board for The Black Halo, which is a pretty great album. Unfortunately for me, they didn't even play anything as far back as The 4th Legacy, much less throwing me a bone like "Crossing Two Rivers" or something. Oh well.
The highlight of the band used to be Youngblood's midtempo, melodic guitar lines, but now the highlight is pretty much just Khan. And while I made the mistake of listening to Conception's Flow just before the the concert, he still was able to deliver with Kamelot. Not sure if the change of shirts was necessary, but the big black robe for "March of Mephisto" was kinda cool. Made me think of a video from way back in the Conception days when he was a weirdo wearing a skirt. He sang well throughout, and surprisingly was even better after he took out his in-ear-monitor halfway through the set. I've never seen a guy more out-of-breath between songs, but all his pained facial contortions must take a lot of energy.
Oddly, they had this poor girl in a wedding dress come out three times, to sing a single line in each song. I sure hope she has something else to do on this tour! Then Simone from Epica came out wearing her underwear (and showing her thong) for her duet with Khan, which was pretty embarassing. He's up there looking like he's pouring his soul into every word, and she's responding with her goofy head-waggle and exaggerrated eye movements. It's like watching Marlon Brando working with Lucille Ball.
Then we got the dreaded keyboard and drum solos. The keyboard one was actually pretty worthwhile. I won't talk about the drum solo, since I think even a drum solo from Gene Hoglan would suck ass, so... Closing with "March of Mephisto" was pretty sweet, although they should have brought the Epica dude out to do the Shagrath parts, instead of having Youngblood fake it.
All in all, not a complete waste of time, but now I'm *really* looking forward to seeing Estradasphere next week so I can cleanse my palate of this tightly-controlled and sanitized "live" music stuff...
Neil