Especially Likely Sloth

[NAD]

What
The
FUCK
is
this
SHIT!?

This is the strangest thing I have EVER heard, and NO that it is NOT a good thing!!!!!!!!!111111

 

[Carbonized]

lol yes i have heard ELS once... some song about a pirate i believe. i don't think i have ever recovered from it.....

 

[NAD]

You know, if you guys don't see my on the forum tomorrow it means that I killed myself due to listening to this.

Seriously.

This.
Is.
WEIRD!!!!!1111

<-- I look just like this guy right now, INCLUDING the Blue Man Group face.

 

[Carbonized]

lol, then STOP right now! if something has ever assaulted me in an adverse way, ELS has certainly done that... once was enough for me.

 

[NAD]

I was nodding off listening to a little Katatonia and Taake before going to bed, then for reasons unknown I put this on. This is like super caffeine straight to my head. I can't stop. I cannot listen to an entire track so far, but I keep listening to the first 3 minutes of each one anyhow. Help me please. I must destroy the Care Bears before they take over society once again. I would rather make sweet sweet love to King Kong Bundy while listening to Madder Mortem cranked to 11 then listen to this any longer... but I cannot stop. Any sin I may have committed is currently being washed clean. Take away my steak knife, as I may use it for false purposes.

I don't believe in hell, but this is the soundtrack.

 

[Ominous Luminous]

What are you talking about? The new cd on Vendlus is sooo good! Do you even find it a little bit catchy and fun?

 

[Carbonized]

lmao oh damn i'm sorry for you but thank you for the laugh, i really needed it. I'm afraid i can't help you much beyond telling you to hit the stop button! i wish i could sleep myself...

 

[NAD]

I... I don't know. I finally cracked a smile and even giggled a little, but I can't tell if insanity is reaching me finally, or if I am starting to enjoy this.

:zombie:

 

[Carbonized]

i bet you have that "deer caught in the headlights" feeling right now don't ya?

 

[NAD]

I'm afraid i can't help you much beyond telling you to hit the stop button!

I... CAN't/>..

FUck.

There are 11 minutes left, I wonder if my sanity will stay intact if it hasn't already run screaming down the street. Sorry neighbors, don't mind my soul running amock amongst your saucy hallways!

 

[Ominous Luminous]

BMX BIKE! BMX BIKE! Let's put the X in BMX!

 

[Carbonized]

lol, play it for them as well and then they can accompany you upon your escapade

 

[NAD]

Okay, track 9. I have finally recovered from the deer in the headlights (seriously, my eyes were bugged out until just now). I have broken out in a sweat, even though it's freezing in here. But now, I can calm down.

This is one of the most surreal experiences I've had in quite some time. I'm not sure how often it will be repeated, but I can proudly wear this achievement on my sleeve, just like the time I ate 6 donuts through my belly button and then later de-hatted the Pope with my gold plated felching straw.

 

[Carbonized]

you should win a Nobel

 

[NAD]

*just pushed play again*

:zombie:

 

[Carbonized]

 

[NAD]

I'm going to bed now.

Look for a review soon.

 

[Carbonized]

good night man, don't have any nightmares

 

[NAD]

Whoops I stayed up and listened to it again.

Review done.

 

[Carbonized]

this ought to be..... interesting to say the least