Ever wondered why did chicken cross the road?

[Dado-x]

You may find the answers here:
http://www.chickenjoke.com/

 

[Demonspell]

I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the American people.

 

[Soul of Ice]

To boldly go where no chicken has gone before!

 

[Mr. Shred-ididle]

This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in
dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

 

[Dado-x]

This one is my favorite:
It didn't. I was playing golf with it at the time.