Everything you want to know about Finland

[Torgoth]

@Dethroned: You have seen Memento?

 

[Janina]

@Torgoth, well I usually don't get a thing someone's telling me... care to explain..? *blondie*

 

[Dethroned]

Wtf is memento?

I'm a blonde too... and listening to Manowar.

 

[_Zsuzsa_]

Oh my, this site is hilarious /forum/images/smilies/lol.gif

" There is one situation in which Finnish people do talk, get close, and look into others' eyes. That is when they are drunk. Of course, their English then becomes even harder to understand. "

/forum/images/smilies/lol.gif /forum/images/smilies/lol.gif /forum/images/smilies/lol.gif Must be some truth in it /forum/images/smilies/tongue.gif Anneke, how was that story again with Finntroll's drunken bassplayer? /forum/images/smilies/supergrin.gif

@Torgoth: that's a great film! but you didn't ask me so...hehe

 

[Torgoth]

@Janina: Forget it.

@Dethroned: Voi vittu! Huomisen kotitehtävä: mene lähimpään videovuokraamoon ja vuokraa Memento. Viime vuoden (vai oliko se toissa vuoden) ehdottomasti paras elokuva.

 

[Dethroned]

Psychological thriller... I looked about it a little bit from google. but nah, I have good memory if compared to that guy.

 

[Yetti]

awesome. ive been looking for that for a while

PUBLIC NUDITY!

 

[Lestat]

sauna? naked? really?

 

[Torgoth]

sauna? naked? really?

What that meant? That are we naked in sauna? Yes of course! Who the hell would go there with clothes on?!

 

[Yetti]

so basically what that said was, that the finns are drunk fucks. Me and SSJ4 would fit in perfectly

 

[Ormir]

"As in Russia and other modern countries, every male in Finland has to go into army. It usually lasts 6 months. However, they say it actually lasts 362 days * 24 hours, which equals 1,086 workdays, i.e. three years. That's why "civil service", the only alternative to army, has to last 3 years too. If you don't select either, you go to jail. Only gays and other perverts go to civil service. It is also forbidden to employ a person who has been in the civil service, or at least no employer will ever hire one."

 

[Lestat]

so u see everyone naked?

 

[Ormir]

so u see everyone naked?

Yeah?

I have no problems being naked in a sauna with strangers...

I've seen Turkish men naked in a sauna, so I can understand why you might find it disgusting.

 

[_Zsuzsa_]

so u see everyone naked? !

Well, sometimes it must bee good...like a first date, but you won't be surprised later when the clothes get off (again)

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

well, i'm to lazy to read all of that, but it was funny
and 1 more thing...
badchild83, YOUR SIG FUCKING RULES!

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

"All Finnish women love foreign men. Without exception, foreign men are better, more polite, adorable, etc. than Finns, even - and especially - if the men are from "Macho" countries such as Greek or Brazil"

WOOOHOOO!!!

H.P LOVECRAFT, LET'S GO TO FINLAND!

 

[Lestat]

what about swedishgirls?

 

[Welly]

All COB members did 6 month of millitary service? They start at 17 years old and they've been playing music since that time....

 

[MagSec4]

If you are a woman, don't bother with Finnish men. In bed, they are almost always clumsy little boys or primitives. They don't even want to know about foreplay, they just rush into the main course, and when it is over, they immediately turn their backs and fall asleep.
Neither should you bother with a Finnish woman. A Finnish woman excepts you to do everything in bed, while she herself remains completely passive. As long as your performance is adequate, the woman will cook and clean up for you. But, as you know Finnish cooking - don't bother.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

 

[_Zsuzsa_]

@MagSec4: I loved that one too, tell us so much about them