Ewoks kick ass.
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MFJ
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Wohwoh? Ewoks Rule?
They rules just about as much as JarJarBinks...bah..
WOOKIES4LYFENIGGA+BOUNTYHUNTERS
They rules just about as much as JarJarBinks...bah..
WOOKIES4LYFENIGGA+BOUNTYHUNTERS
HOLLY GFUCKING SHIT I JUST READ THE ARTICLE IF HE DOESN'T COCK IT UP THAT WILL RULE. but thats asking a lot.
JayKeeley
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Ewoks? Put it this way, in RotJ, I was rootin' for the Empire.
I caught an episode of clone wars the other day -- it was pretty good!
I caught an episode of clone wars the other day -- it was pretty good!
J.
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JayKeeley
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MFJ
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Ewoks get some intelligence points, but the Jawas were definitely the shiz. I'd like to see the two engage in a battle. I'd surmise that the Jawas would win with their blasters, but the Ewoks can be crafty...
JayKeeley
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Jawas barter and trade droids on Tantooine. They drive those juggernaut vehicles and carry cool blasters. They know the art of stealth and decoy. Even the tusken raiders leave them alone.
Ewoks are stone throwing monkeys with down syndrome.
Ewoks are stone throwing monkeys with down syndrome.
MFJ
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JayKeeley said:Jawas barter and trade droids on Tantooine. They drive those juggernaut vehicles and carry cool blasters. They know the art of stealth and decoy. Even the tusken raiders leave them alone.
Ewoks are stone throwing monkeys with down syndrome.
a-freakin'-men JK, that RULED
J.
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JayKeeley
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They say the new one is supposed to be great. There's 5 lightsabre duels, including one between Palpatine and Yoda. Also, has anyone seen General Grievous, the jedi hunter? Holy shit, Darth Maul looks like a fag compared to this cunt. Put it this way, 4 arms = 4 lightsabres!!
Lucas even had Spielberg script two sequences...here is Grievous:
Lucas even had Spielberg script two sequences...here is Grievous:
lurch's siggy said:
x924085702476092847Anyhow yeah I read Lucas had a playwright come in to do them Third Episode shitz, and it's supposed to be pretty good dialogue. Well I say fuck that, the dialogue blew chunks in the original three Star Wars and so should this one! BRING BACK THE FUCKING MUPPETS AND OVERACTORS YOU CUNTS!!! YODA IS SO GOD DAMN NOT CGI!!!
hahahaha... did not even notice that ... that makes it even more awesome
Borat talks about his technique as a skilled animal puller.
Borat: "I take the box of cream. I take the two animals, same size. I lie on my back and then I start to (pull). Some people can only do one. If a camel then you can only do one. And you have a collection. A small Uzbekhistani boy. Who collects."
Borat talks about his technique as a skilled animal puller.
Borat: "I take the box of cream. I take the two animals, same size. I lie on my back and then I start to (pull). Some people can only do one. If a camel then you can only do one. And you have a collection. A small Uzbekhistani boy. Who collects."
SonOfNun
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Episode III is going to FUCKING RULE! It better be about 10 hours long to adequately cover everything that happens between II and IV. I'm an Empire fan, so to see the rise of it and more good guy ass-kicking than the three originals combined should kick ass. DARTH FUCKING VADER. 'nuff said.
