excuse me

[TheGandalf]

would someone be gracious enough to assist an old wizard?

 

[nutslap]

what is it Gandalf?

 

[Morganna]

Why sure Gandalf!

 

[TheGandalf]

oh thank you my children, please gather around.

have any of you seen Frodo per chance?
he is about yay high, no more than a child in your eyes.

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Yes, I have kind sir.

I witnessed young Frodo having oral intercourse with his good lad, Sam.

 

[TheFrodo]

Gandalf! is it really you Gandalf?!

 

[TheGandalf]

i have news of grave tidings, my lad.

come, we must travel to the Inn of the Prancing Pony at once!

 

[Morganna]

Yay! Frodo is here! But, where is Sam?

 

[Hhhmmm]

YOU HAVE MY SWORD

 

[Overactive]

AND MY AXE

 

[TheSam]

oh would you please take me along Mr. Frodo?

 

[MerryAndPippin]

we are coming too!

 

[Shapeless)))]

This is hilarious , i'm litterally choking on my sandwich.
Please continue.

 

[Liverslapper]

i have news of grave tidings, my lad.

come, we must travel to the Inn of the Prancing Pony at once!

No, Gandalf you were suppose to meet with the high wizard Saruman to discuss the activity stirring up in Mordor and meet them at the Prancing Pony. Samwise you have no fucking choice because Gandalf made you go with Frodo anyway, and pippin and merry you were in farmer maggot's crop at the time you meet up with sam and frodo anyway!!!!!!

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Thank you. I sard'd this fucking fiasco.

 

[Boromir]

I'll see you little scamps in Rivendel!

 

[Swabs]

Best forum raid I've seen in a while.

 

[Boromir]

One does not simply raid into Ultimatemetal!

 

[TheBalrog]

Not without going through me first.

 

[Nikki]

YOU SHALL NOT PASS