Ey Everybody I need some advice

[Astral Poetry]

If some brilliant mind hadn't gotten rid of the search function, "noobs" could just do a search for the countless recommendation threads this forum is barraged with every week.

edit: oh, and Burzum...just Burzum

 

[Clinically_Insane]

Well thanks for everyones help. but my friend likes slipknot..and avenged sevenfold..but he also likes heavier stuff like extol...and he got me into lamb of god...extol is good in my opinion..and i like atreyu, dont kill me

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

go get Nile.

 

[crimsonfloyd]

You shouldn't look at it from a black metal standpoint, but from a heavy metal standpoint. It has got some pretty headbang worthy tracks.

It also has possibly the worst line in the history of metal "Antartica!!! Its drama will unfold!!!"

 

[Erik]

I'll forgive you if you decide that Bathory is better than all the bands Erik posted, though...

Well that's by default isn't it

I just kind of namedropped the first really cool bands I thought of at the moment I made the post

 

[BlackMetalTyrant]

go get Nile.

Hell yes, Annihilation of the fucking Wicked.

 

[skeptik]

I REALLY don't fucking understand this influx of newbies. I've never encountered this in all my time on this board. The month of July has been a plague.

 

[Erik]

prolly someone posted a link to UM on some shit place like blabbermouth or something

 

[no country for old wainds]

It's called "replacing GoD with JP as moderator" iirc

 

[skeptik]

get over it

 

[Erik]

It's called "replacing GoD with JP as moderator" iirc

more like "god posting links to general music discussion on various shit boards so as to fabricate an artificial influx of shit posters and then lay the blame on JP and say hey look deron it was much better when i modded" am i right?

 

[skeptik]

GoD hates Jean-Pierre because he doesn't share the same passion for Fullmoon and At The Gates.

 

[Erik]

i like fullmoon and at the gates but i dont feel like being an ass about it

 

[skeptik]

i like fullmoon and at the gates but i dont feel like being an ass about it

EDIT: Oh shit I thought GoD posted this...nevermind.

 

[Birkenau]

For a nubcakes this should start you off;

Death Metal
Death
Morbid Angel
Suffocation
Crytopsy

Black Metal
Emperor
Burzum
Ulver
Taake

 

[no country for old wainds]

EDIT: Oh shit I thought GoD posted this...nevermind.

you suck

i don't hate jean pierre (though jean pierre can suck my balls) like i hate DERON, that hypocritical degenerate double standards shit administrator search function stealing bible bashing nignog faggot

 

[MetalAges]

Man I wish you had the excuse of being 13 or 14 still so I could simply say "grow up" and laugh you off... as it is though, well, just grow up . Your new name from here on is Gerber Boy.

Now step away from the computer and go eat some more pie that Mommy made you.

 

[Henrik Main]

Now step away from the computer and go eat some more pie that Mommy made you.

Stop stalking GoD on SOT plz Deron

 

[MetalAges]

I don't know who GoD is.

 

[no country for old wainds]

I dare you to actually change my name to Gerber Baby.