fake morals work in laura's catholic college

[Captain Beard]

I work with retards, and I think Laura is grossly misinformed.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

I work with retards, and I think Laura is grossly misinformed.

Your real word experience ruins our ignorant fun.

 

[Captain Beard]

No, my INTENSE HATRED FOR THE FUCKING RETARDS I CARE FOR TO THE POINT I WANT TO SLAUGHTER THEM ALL WITH MY WAR HAMMER ruins the fun.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

You say testicles, I say BALLS.

 

[the_drip]

you all are confusing catholics with fundamental baptists.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

haha yeah... Catholics are nothing compared to some Protestant sects.

 

[the_drip]

yes catholics are way lax on all thsi shit...they really don't care what the fuck you do. or what they do. I know..I was raised an Irish-catholic.

its like "don't forget to eat fish on friday.....unless you forget.....ahh who cares..see you at christmas."

my baptists cousins...at my great uncles funeral, "well at least he's up in heaven now with his sisters" I say, "what about my grandpa?"

they say, "well he didn't go to church"

me..."huh?"


this was when I was about 12.

 

[perniciosa]

One catolic fanatic had us at anatomy practice for one semester. When we first had him he was like "Let's find out what practice is! Let's find an opposite for practice! Like opposite for Christ is Antichrist, who is a real person an he will come soon... anyone who wants to discuss that is wellcome after classes... .... so opposite of practice is lecture and fun, we're not gonna have lectures nor fun!"

 

[Loner]

One catolic fanatic had us at anatomy practice for one semester. When we first had him he was like "Let's find out what practice is! Let's find an opposite for practice! Like opposite for Christ is Antichrist, who is a real person an he will come soon... anyone who wants to discuss that is wellcome after classes... .... so opposite of practice is lecture and fun, we're not gonna have lectures nor fun!"

Hahaha, subtlety at it's finest.

 

[derek]

I'd say the catholics are definately worse. WAY worse.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

One catolic fanatic had us at anatomy practice for one semester. When we first had him he was like "Let's find out what practice is! Let's find an opposite for practice! Like opposite for Christ is Antichrist, who is a real person an he will come soon... anyone who wants to discuss that is wellcome after classes... .... so opposite of practice is lecture and fun, we're not gonna have lectures nor fun!"

haha, i can just hear the static crackle coming out of his ears as his brain is programmed to broadcast the messages....

and ... "anatomy practice" ... Please elaborate

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

you all are confusing catholics with fundamental baptists.

.... i think the people at my school are the ones confusing Catholics and Fundie Baptists.

 

[perniciosa]

and ... "anatomy practice" ... Please elaborate

I don't know what they call tha in US, I can't think of other way to call it than practice
It's a class where we get pieces of human on our tables and examine them and sometimes we get a corpse to cut and stuff

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

"Cadavers and You: A Fun and In depth course about the joys of Dissection and Autopsy"