Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail...
Arthur-The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest samite held aloft Excaliber from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to hold Excaliber. THAT IS WHY I AM YOUR KING!!!
Dennis- Listen, strange women lying in ponds and distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
Arthur-Be quiet!
Dennis-You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!
Arthur-Shutup!
Dennis-If I went around, calling myself an emporer, just because some moistened bink lobbed a schimitar at me, they'd put me away!
Arthur- I said BE QUIET!!!
*Arthur starts kicking Dennis rather pathetically.*
Dennis-Oh, now we see the violence inherited in they system. *Calling out to people* Come see the violence inherited in the system! Help Help, I'm being repressed!
Arthur-Bloody peseant!
Actually, the whole movie is my favorite part...
By the way, all of those lines were off the top of my head, and I haven't seen the movie in a few months. If anything is wrong with it, I'd be glad if somebody could point out the mistakes...