Favourite Quotes Thread

[Mariner]

Me is always thinking this one is about tits

 

[Crack Hitler]

More of Bruce:

'It's paper you're eating now, the next time it will be glass' -Fist of Fury

 

[Don Corleone]

"i believe we should leave a good future for our children but not for our children's children, because i think our children should not be having sex."

 

[Forlorn Hope]

Ah! Great stuff you're listening to Mariner
Get the first demo too! It's yours for 5 € if you send a mail to Jan

 

[the_good_son141]

'who wants to touch me now?eh?'

 

[Forlorn Hope]

If you wanna quote South Park, then be COMPLETE!
"Okay guys, I've seen the Terrance and Phillip movie... Now who wants to touch me? I SAID WHO WANTS TO FUCKING TOUCH ME!!!"

Sweeeeeet

 

[sol83]

Married With Children had the best TV quotes ever...

Al Bundy is God goddammit!!!

 

[ashure]

Originally posted by sol83
Married With Children had the best TV quotes ever...

Al Bundy is God goddammit!!!

damn right this time!

 

[azal]

"it came with the frame."

the burbs is the greatest movie of all time.

 

[Mariner]

'Get Mourning' Anyone?

 

[intet]

-"you've unleashed the foockin fuury! forget about it!"

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=8100

 

[coelacanth]

itis Friday night me and me mate longhair-metalCrisman are in this poshy pub called the Vintry (don't ask how we ended up there, it was a pub crawl thing)... So the dj plays some crap dance beat and this craphead in a table-cloth shirt walks up to me mate and asks him: Don't u dance? and me mate replies: Don't u fuck off? *Man* it made me lauph!

 

[the_good_son141]

Originally posted by Forlorn Hope
If you wanna quote South Park, then be COMPLETE!
"Okay guys, I've seen the Terrance and Phillip movie... Now who wants to touch me? I SAID WHO WANTS TO FUCKING TOUCH ME!!!"

Sweeeeeet

you're right! i wasnt sure for the rest ace!!!

 

[EdenKriss]

'Talking to you, is like clapping with one hand'

( Anthrax - Caught in a Mosh ).

 

[Crack Hitler]

- When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants me to be real nice and sweet and treat her right.

- And what did the other part think?

- What her head would look like on a stick!

Bateman's ace!

 

[Shadowlike]

"knowledge speaks but wisdom listens"

Jimmy Hendrix

 

[Dwra]

"They're pigs!!
And they're flying!!!
It's a bat- country!!!"

Johnny Depp trying to scare away a swarm of bats he thought he saw, after having consumed loads of drugs.

"- Did you drink all this acid??
- No. Music!!!!"

Johnny Depp and Benicio del Torro arguing about who had comsumed more drugs.

From the movie "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas"
It may sound reaaaally stupid, but these scenes were fuckin hilarious, trust me!

 

[Forlorn Hope]

Oh, damn, what a horrible movie. I couldn't wait to see it when 2 friends of mine were ultra-enthousiastic about it, so I rented the video and watched it with my girlfriend, but after half an hour we got frustrated with that damn movie and quit watching it.

 

[paradiselost]

"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand. "

Homer Simpson


"You know me, Marge. I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my
homosexuals fa-laming."


Homer Simpson

 

[ashure]

Originally posted by Dwra
"They're pigs!!
And they're flying!!!
It's a bat- country!!!"

Johnny Depp trying to scare away a swarm of bats he thought he saw, after having consumed loads of drugs.

"- Did you drink all this acid??
- No. Music!!!!"

Johnny Depp and Benicio del Torro arguing about who had comsumed more drugs.

Somebody said Johnny Depp?!