Tool Time is Home Improvement. I used to watch it a lot in the early/mid 90's, but when I look at it now it's pretty terrible! When they're doing "Tool time" it's a little bit funny sometimes. Debbe Dunning (Heidi) is the best part of the show IMO.
The same thing with Seinfeld. I don't think it's funny anymore and he's kind of too much a wuz. That episode were he finds out he hasn't returned a library book back in 1971 or something is pretty good (mainly because of the detective), but the rest is kind of like something your parents would laugh at. Danish people will know what I think of when I say Linie Tre and Cirkusrevyen.
I think Friends is for wuzzes too. If you're smart and cool and all that shit in 1996 you would watch Friends, but I'm not cool and smart in 1996, so I'll skip it. Also too much melodramatic shit.
The Nanny is even worse! If I was 10 years old I might like it! Fran Drescher's voice is irritating too.
I didn't find That 70's show interresting.
If this was 1987 Cheers might have been funny.
I can find some funny things in all of the shows mentioned above, but it's kind of waste of time using 30 minutes on a show where I might get lucky and find one funny thing, and that's only if I was lucky!
Now onto some shows that I like:
Married with children: Superb show!!!! Al Bundy is king, god, ruler, emperor and so on. He's a role model for every man; he hates his job, he hates his wife, he hates his kids and the only thing he wants to do is drink beers, watch tv with his hand down his belt and looking a chicks at The Jiggly Room! The first episodes was very bad. They didn't have that moral preeching that SO many sitcoms have, but it simply wasn't funny. The newest episodes wasn't that good either. It was right around the time when they started having a small clip before running the title song it started getting bad.
Drew Carey: It's no superb, but one of the only shows I watch. Very good show!
And some cartoons, which I don't know if they categorize as sitcoms:
Simpsons: Superb show!!!! The early episode wasn't that good. Not that funny and had way, way too much moral preeching and I hate that! If I want to listen to that shit I'd go talk to my father, not turn on a comedy show. I want to laugh, not learn about how we shouldn't see women as objects and shit (there was a Simpsons show about that). In some of the later episodes there a bit of preeching too, but the amount of funny jokes account for that!
Family Guy: Very good show! See if you can get your hands on the episode were he finds out that his house and property isn't a part of the US. They stole the idea from a Don Rosa Disney story, but it has one of the funniest parts I've seen in comedy! The episode itself is just okay, but that scene is really superb! I don't wanna spoil it for you by telling what it is. The episode is called E. Peterbus Unum or Petoria, I think.
Futurama: Really nice too. See if you can get your hands on the episode were they visit the Slurm factory (the soda they always drink). Superb shit! Another thing I also like about it is that it's more crazy than Simpsons and it's absolutely free of moral preeching and so is Family Guy. It's too bad that the only shows I can see is Simpsons and Drew Carey. Married with children has been taken off, even though I think they have started over at least 7 times or something. I don't think they have bought that many episodes of Family Guy and Futurama, so that's why it's not aired anymore.
Now let me finish off with some Al Bundy quetes (found at
www.al-bundy.co.uk):
It's only a game if you win but if you lose it's a stinking waste of time.
Son, let this be a lesson to you. Never do tequila shooters within a country mile of a marriage chapel.
I'm tracking down Seven's real parents. Nobody sticks Al Bundy with unwanted kids except his wife.
A man is a man all his life, A woman is only sexy till she becomes your wife!
Six bucks is to much to spend on any woman.
Children... Oh what the hell, Wolfen.. let me tell you something about sharing. Don't do it. It can only come to trouble. Your mother and I shared a bed and nothing goodcame out of that.
We all have to live with our disappointments... I have to sleep with mine.
Peg, when you married me, was it pre-meditated or a drive-by marriage.
Kelly (Al Bundy's daughter): Hey! I just thought that Roman candles meant thatthey were imported - you know, from Romany!
Al insults Marcy (neighbour):
Here's 10 things to make you more attractive toyour sex symbol husband:
10. Wear traditional Islamic garb covering all but eyes
9. Feather removing electrolysis
8. Ski mask
7. Sew up holes in ski mask
6. Have an attractive woman stand in front of you at all times
5. Beak job
4. Put paper bag over ski mask
3. Shave hed, tatoo Cindy Crawford's face on back, learn to walk backwards
2. Poke eyes out of every man on earth
1. Get President to make every day Halloween!
