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[xfer]

ozmagreed: IM BREAKING UP WITY MY GF ON THE PHONE RIGHT THIS SECOND
Nevermore191: hehe
ozmagreed: GIVE ME ENCOURAGEMENT
Nevermore191: fuck I got nothin
ozmagreed: U SUCK
ozmagreed: ok i just told her
Nevermore191: tell her to light herself on fire and run into a Temple
ozmagreed: "why are you typing ???"
Nevermore191: hehehe
ozmagreed: SUCCESS
Nevermore191: over the phone? weak dude
ozmagreed: SHE LIVES IN NY
Nevermore191: ah...ok
Nevermore191: i once broke up with a girl 15 minutes after getting a BJ
ozmagreed: haha
ozmagreed: YOU are the asshole
Nevermore191: I felt like an asshole....but I really wanted to break up with her...but I also can't say no to a bj
Nevermore191: big pimpin

 

[The Dope]

This is a sad, tragic thread.

 

[FuSoYa]

uh oh, but good for you! did she cry?

one would hope.

 

[ChromeLife]

biatches and ho's

 

[azal]

I was hoping this thread would be about cars and not about how big of a scumbag I am.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

why would you want her to cry? she seems nice enough.

 

[FuSoYa]

i was not serious :[

 

[xfer]

no, it was pretty amicable. i don't know how i pulled it off...couching it in terms of me not really having the time to spend on her she deserves, or something.

also she still wants to stay in touch and is going to stay with me for a weekend next month!

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

fuck dude. sorry my comedy filters are broken today :[

 

[xfer]

josh you screwed up my breakup thread by being serious!

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

FUCK DUDE SORRY

x

 

[goatschool]

so does this mean you and azal go out for beers?

mwahahahahahaahahaahhaahahahahahahahahurgh.

 

[azal]

guys I'm really not that mean.

I was young..forgive me?

 

[goatschool]

i... i didn't mean to open up a can of worms here...

 

[azal]

yeah I know dude...just sayin'

 

[xfer]

haha sorry for posting that PRIVATE conversation azal!

 

[azal]

it's ok dude...

I should really use smileys on this board, but I'd figure you guys know that nothing really ever upsets me.

it's all good and funny, I'm just saying I'm not as big of a meanie as that conversation would imply without background information.

btw...in my situation..she totally cried

but now we are good friends

(smileys!)

 

[xfer]

i keep picturing that Terry Armageddon picture getting a bj and kicking the girl away.

 

[azal]

I should really change that pic, as not to be associated with having a mustache any longer.

 

[avi]

nooooo! don't change the pic!