Finally a good reason to believe in God

Wow...

In fact, lucky for you, in order to follow Him, you are actually required to hate your parents!

HAHAHAHA!!!! I can comletely see a reverand minister whatever the hell they are called saying anything like that to lure people in.

I am pissed off, because they are building a church about 50 feet away from my house. This means more people at your door saying have you found Jesus, so I can say, nope he is a damn good Hide an' Go Seek player though!

Which in turn will make more Jehovah's Witnesses come up to my door, in a feeble attempt to save their religion. Last time this happened, I was blasting Sepultera(sp? was my friend's cd) in my room, and when THEY came to my dor, my friend turned it up REALLY loud and I answered the door, they still didn't get a hint though.

If anyonehas ever seen the two parter episode of South Park, Do the handicapped go to Hell? Pt1, Probably Pt2. That sums up religion for you. Go watch them, and you will see what I mean.