First experience

[mr. tokmak]

One boy comes near to his friend and tells him that he had tasted his first sex experience.
Then his father replies him like this:
"Oh come on son sit down and tell me about it"
The boy answers like this
"Sorry father I can't sit down it still hurts."

Most of the people believe that the hero of this story is Red Knight and this story is told amongst all over the world.

 

[Eclipse]

sure the muscles in my ass were heart, cause I'd been rammin' and pumpin' all night

 

[Eclipse]

cramps, ye know.

 

[BARBARIAN]

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
MY TAZ IS BLIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDD

 

[Angelwitch]

Originally posted by mr. tokmak
One boy comes near to his friend and tells him that he had tasted his first sex experience.
Then his father replies him like this:
"Oh come on son sit down and tell me about it"
The boy answers like this
"Sorry father I can't sit down it still hurts."

I know this joke too!