five minutes into matrix revolutions and i'm already confused and bored

I still haven't seen it. I'll probably get that box set cause the first one was cool and the second worked as a popcorn action flick.
 
First one ruled, second one was okay, third one sucked serious ass. Law of diminishing sequels, or something.
 
the first one was quite good. the second one was so terrible i watched it twice and couldn't keep my interest in following the nonsensical plot. the third one was a little better than the second, i think, but JESUS CHRIST, i cannot believe they packed so many plot holes into the last hour of the film.

and both the second and third will full of interminable, crushingly mind-numbing fight scenes, none of which were interesting in the slightest.
 
i saw the first several years ago, and am stopping there.

why don't you just rent all-indian chick movies? i'm sure there are some behind the curtain in the smelly corner of the video store.
 
okay i'm not going to bother "spoilering" this because if you care at all about the matrix, in addition to having terrible taste you would have seen it already, but...

did i understand correctly that Neo beat Agent Smith by letting himself be killed, therefore making Smith no longer necessary, so he deleted himself? based on that comment the little Indian girl made earlier about how "programs that aren't needed are deleted"?

b/c that's one of the DUMBEST twist endings ever. yeah, you know, when my virus scan program finishes cleaning my computer, it totally deletes itself completely. and you know, i'm sure in a hyper-complex world like that all computer programs run exactly the same, right? oh my god.
 
in later movies, contract disputes and death caused them to willy-nilly write characters out and replace them with similarly named characters of the same ethnic background, ie, the black jokester dude Tank was replaced by the black jokester dude Link. and the Oracle, to maintain her magic my pals status, was replaced by a similar-looking elderly black woman who explained "I felt like I needed a new face" and nobody called her on it.
 
Dude, you missed it. Smith picks up part of everything he envelops, when he picked up Neo, he picked up the option to choose and because he is a program, he has no ability to choose. So when presented with the option to pick between continuing to live and dying, he malfunctioned, he couldn't choose and as to paraphrase Rush, if he chose not to decide, he still made a choice and the result of that was his death because as they explained before you make a choice to live, you're only alive because I choose to be.