Five Serpent's Parodies

[D.Ingram]

...Wow.

 

[ThatOneDude]

Problem? Besides, it was midnight and I wasn't able to sleep for the past 3 days.

 

[D.Ingram]

...Just wow.

 

[ThatOneDude]

He seems disgusted... (shrug) whatever. FIVE SERVANTS QUICHE!

Breaking beyond kebab,
Betrayer of my sauce,
There's lettuce to chop
And salad to crop,
Vanilla's become undone!

My bun, electric fin,
Designed to slice this tray,
As measured in ton
My bun is worth none,
Come sir, your seats ready!

CHORUS
Servants collected!
Plates are now set to fill!
Servants perfected!
Settle the stores! ONE BY ONE!!

CHORUS 2
Gathered for food revolution,
Forever stuffed as I.
WHAT! Are these
FIVE! Servants quiche,
I! SAVE! FOR! YOU!

Complete, reserved corn stacks,
Buried within oneself,
Slap in the face, there's food left to save
There none in the fridge right now!

NOW!

Potent beer on the side,
When desperate, the chambers eject!
If fire's in sight, we'll close up tonight,
Thrashers I must protect!

CHORUS

Realize! Ice Cube nation!
Take your face!
Terminate! Guilty Pleasure!
Reveal your kilt!
Manifest! Rum tribune man!
Serve yourself!
Demonstrate! Pear formation!

This world will one day peel you
Just to show yourself some meat
You'll see what lies beside the mice
The cheese they find they'll use to go kill me!

Born, with degree! Cooking with disease!

(SOLO)

Eat the cold raisins tonight,
Stove is out? ILL EAT RAW!!

(SOLO 2)

CHORUS 2

I SAVE FOR YOU!
One of these servants quiche,
I! SAVE! FOR! YOU!
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On record, I'm giving credit to metallica144 and MSD for the first two lines.

 

[D.Ingram]

We have a collection of pure fucking genuieses here. I fucking love you, bro - I haven't laughed that hard for quite some time, that even beat the Geese Attorney video

 

[Kaspr]

Hahah keep em coming guys!!!

 

[ThatOneDude]

Ace! Later on, ill probably do Long Live the News Flash later on, when I'm less busy.

Oh, and on record, FST took 15 minutes to come up with.

 

[D.Ingram]

Fucking hell haha

 

[Keenan]

Holy fucking shit that's great. You sir are a master of parodies.

 

[metallica144]

the new Weird Al Yankovic is born

 

[D.Ingram]

I'm seeing the guys tomorrow, so I might actually take these along to show Matt. Seriously.

EDIT: Friday, not tomorrow. I'm a dumbass.

 

[ThatOneDude]

Okay, this one's a cross between Dave's title and Ol's concern with downloading. This one's called, long live news flash.
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Long live the news flash!
LONG LIVE THE NEEEEEEWS FLEEEEEEAAAAAAASHHH!

Why must they they deploy, who can never understand?
My privacy's a matter of great importance!
Ruler of the cameraphone, becoming someone very known
Once real, the phone will terrify!
Infamy at widow's dawn, her privacy broken after all
In disbelief she will remember...

Long live the news flash!
LONG LIVE THE NEEEEEEWS FLEEEEEEAAAAAAASHHH!

Passages of mine, on the internet tonight
Visions of my pictures, viewed by anyone's cold eyes,
Empathy is cut and dead, nobility shot in the head
A state of mind with no relief
Curious, your minds aware,
That downloading hurts in the end,
In disbelief you will remember!

LONG LIVE! NEWSFLASH!
LONG LIVE! NEWSFLASH!

Misgivings, no control,
Bad secrets! LONG LIVE NEWS FLASH!

(Solo: Drake, Drake, Drake, Drake)

Long live the news patrol,
Long live their mind control
Long live the internet troll!

Replace their mind with mush,
Downloading, a fatal crush,
Protect the real goal!

LONG LIVE THE NEEEEWSS FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSHHH!

CDs, books, become aware,
Go to stores, product's there,
Curious, but fair

Come see, the future...
Piracy: Death culture...

Long live the news patrol,
Long live their mind control
Long live the internet troll!

Replace their mind with mush,
Downloading, a fatal crush,
Protect the real goal!

LONG LIVE THE NEEEEWS
FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHHHH!!...
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I own this thread. Period.

 

[Snyde]

Oh my ballfuckery...

You have successfully taken the all of the internets.

 

[Keenan]

You sir are a goddamn ballsy hero!

 

[Kaspr]

'Long live the news patrol
Long live their mind control
Long live the Internet troll'

Love it!!!

 

[D.Ingram]

Bigger wheelbarrow for your balls, Onedude?

 

[ThatOneDude]

On record, I chose a real stupid name. Call me Sam. And Dave, that wheelbarrow better come with padding or some pillows.

 

[Killer From The Deep]

I'm a witness to Ol's
CREATION
Elder scrolls: Oblivion
2 FOR 1!

 

[metallica144]

(Solo: Drake, Drake, Drake, Drake)

i find this hilarious the whole parody is great though :lol; i just want the band to read this

Dave, if you're going to show them these parodies, make sure to capture their reaction on video

 

[ThatOneDude]

Believe it or not, that's actually my favorite joke of the whole parody.