Five Serpent's Parodies

[Keenan]

I'm a witness to Ol's
CREATION
Elder scrolls: Oblivion
2 FOR 1!

Someone should totally make a parody for Origin of Oblivon using Elder Scrolls.

 

[D.Ingram]

I'm kinda scared to show 'em haha...

 

[ThatOneDude]

I know that I'm using this in the wrong context but... look at my sig.

 

[D.Ingram]

...Good point.

 

[Kaspr]

C'mon Dave, you gotta show em!! Although I probably wouldn't have the balls to haha

 

[D.Ingram]

Challenge accepted.

 

[D.Ingram]

Took FSQ with me, handed it to Digby to give to Matt who subsequently, didn't get it. Though I informed him of such doings.

Also, that was the best show 've ever seen Evile play - and it was their first sold out show too, which is surprising considering how shitty Sheffield metal fans are.

 

[ThatOneDude]

Damn... at he saw it! Thanks for showing it!

But yeah, I don't think you should've been surprised. This album is gonna take them places.

 

[Kaspr]

Dave, do you mean he didn't get it as in he didn't find it amusing? Or was confused at the lyrics?

I think they need to release a live DVD to tie me over until they come down here in god knows how long

 

[D.Ingram]

As in Digby didn't hand him the lyric sheet. Though I told Matt the first five lines, which raised a chuckle.

 

[Kaspr]

Ohh I see now. Let's hope he gets a hold of it somehow

 

[D.Ingram]

No doubt he'll see it on here.

 

[ThatOneDude]

I think I'm gonna finish what I started. I'll do the rest of the songs as a challenge (excluding Origin Of Oblivion and In Memoriam) when I have time.

 

[D.Ingram]

In memoriam I understan, but why Origin of Oblivion?

 

[metallica144]

my thoughts exactly

 

[ThatOneDude]

I may do Origin Of Oblivion, but the reason why I don't intend on doing it is because Keenan had a good point. I would love to see an Elder Scrolls parody for Origin Of Oblivion, and I know nothing about the game. On a different topic, why couldn't Xaraya's demo be named bitch...?

 

[Snyde]

You can do OoO. You even have that awesome title they gave the song in the Glasgow concert: Glasgow Shotputter Shepherd's Pie

 

[ThatOneDude]

haha, yeah GSSP will work fine.

 

[Keenan]

Some Elder Scrolls inspired lyrics.....


Centurion

I AM ARGONIAN
ONE WITH THE SWAMP



Five Serpent's Teeth

Searching beyond Skingrad
I constantly get lost


That's all I got.

 

[ThatOneDude]

Got Xaraya done. Its now about a dog who wants candy instead of meat.
--
Left, always to feed,
Among small dog treats,
Please someone hear my whines!
Just who will see,
I no longer need,
Ground pork and beans mystery!

"No!" Always I hear,
I shed a small tear,
"Curse!" I cry again
Back to my pen,
Treats again,
Put my life to an end!

I eat... meat...
Devoid of whipped cream...
I yell....
"GIVE ME SOME CANDY NOW!!"

CHORUS
How we all soon forget,
The last five fried regret
All I ever wished to be,
BURIED IN ICE CREAM!!!

DEBACONIZED!! DEBACONIZED!!
For this veal I never wanted,
These ribs will rot at last!

Five, oily pig skins,
My mouth is filled in,
Wherever was the choice?
Are these vile one's
Fattening up
The dog they trusted and loved?

I, living in doubt
Needed a house,
Warm, snug and kind,
Others they say,
'You're dead next day,
Tortured until the end!!'

I hate... meat...
With sour cream...
I yell....
"GIVE ME SOME CAKE RIGHT NOW!!"

CHORUS

I fed on food,
It was so good,
Giving no care in the world
Present to me,
Some grease and beef,
I never thought I'd get disease.

The meat is black,
Dry and burnt,
Sweetness just out of hold
Cookies and cream,
Is what I need,
I die with chocolate at my knees!!

(Solo: Old Rake)

For this veal I never wanted,
These ribs will rot at last!
I hate meat! With sour cream!
I AM DE! BA! CON! NIZED!!!
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Next up: Eternal Empire!