Five Serpent's Parodies

Descent Into Madness:

For trespass I have to be a turd
For distance I am this corn
Your dishes to what I've brought you?
Poooooo!
 
There's nothing else left to slay,
I've eaten all else but hay,
I left you, but to torch you two!

Never the same! Decsent Into Haggis!
Measles, explained! A TV station!

Hehe :lol:

I was looking at the setlists from this tour on setlist.fm, and apparently in Glasgow, Matt renamed 'Cult' to 'Cunt' for one night only :lol:
 
Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like to present to you: CUNT!

They say a penis is what you see
Your mate we sell
You'll wank us all the time, everyday
I hope, pray tell

Have our big serpents found an answer
To your small hide?
Well keep your servants and your lotion
With us tonight

(CHORUS)
PURIFY YOUR ASS!
For your arse will be ever godsized
We can end those thighs!
All we ask is that we pound your...

CUNT!

We are the friend that you can toss with now
We are the face
Nobody else will then fuck with us
We're your sex slaves

You haven't seen beyond our secret holes,
You'll hump in there
But not before you go and cum in,
Our messy hair!

(CHORUS)

We can remind you,
Of this porn sequel.
Breathe deep, our thrust wont end,
Your cunt knows it'll never heal!

(CHORUS)

I thank you.