Flashback Friday: A Compendium of Hilarity

[NAD]

I have been addicted to green olives for THIRTY-FIVE FUCKIN' YEARS and also eat them out of a jar, pretty much daily.

Eat some fucking olives, you cowards.

 

[Krilons Resa]

I cower in the face of green olives.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

I cower in the face of green olives.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Double Feature

Dazed and Brutal refuses to give up his last Newport to a Biker.
https://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/threads/does-this-make-me-a-total-douche.379212/

Some thot shows me a pic of her tits but doesnt let me bang. I dont even recall this vunt, may have been this waitress at the local diner, as I dont remember any other tit shots around that time.

https://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum...owing-you-a-picture-of-her-bare-bosom.365165/

 

[Krilons Resa]

Some thot shows me a pic of her tits but doesnt let me bang. I dont even recall this vunt, may have been this waitress at the local diner, as I dont remember any other tit shots around that time.

https://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum...owing-you-a-picture-of-her-bare-bosom.365165/

This thread is actually funny. I was an open book for ya'll back in the day when the internet had some semblance of anonymity, eh?

 

[Reign in Acai]

Yea thats the best thread posted yet. Three tales one thread.

Tale 1) Pancake Thot Teasing n Not Pleasing me
Tale 2) Outing of your Grandfather Clock
Tale 3) Susperia's insecurities about her itty bitties.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

https://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum...s-coffee-smell-like-dirty-feet-doritos.65540/

 

[CiG]

Eat some fucking olives, you cowards.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

@Krigloch the Furious
@Krilons Resa

https://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/threads/hey-studs.799120/

https://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/threads/dorians-mistress.712015/

https://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum...your-arse-standing-up-or-sitting-down.358408/

https://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum...s-coffee-smell-like-dirty-feet-doritos.65540/

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

@Krilons Resa
that last one everyone posting seemed to be high-as-a-kite

 

[Reign in Acai]

https://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/threads/i-got-2-girls-who-want-to-wax-my-chest-hair.294691/

2 hot girls want to Wax Assmode's chest hair, kid doesnt know what to do.

 

[dorian gray]

This thread is hilarious. If I get some free time I’m going to peruse the links.

BTW, Lizard lived in Columbus.

 

[Doom]

I know he wasn't, but that initial thread post is so ridiculous he almost comes off as a fake account.

 

[Reign in Acai]

https://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/threads/susperia-why-are-you-such-a-bitter-cunt.371500/

The first major crack in RC's armor gets exposed. Susperia brings Tully to his knees, and decapitates him with her aura. Plus further ruminations.

 

[einride]

that thread is T E R R I B L E

well the second half is aight but jesus fucking hell the 2008 bit is just the fucking pits

also made me realize i have susperia on my ignore list apparently

 

[Reign in Acai]

Fuck it, ANOTHER 2008 Susperia thread as an afternoon BONUS!

Blackmailing this bitch to get off the board. It was all a ruse mind you, and ANOTHER horrible thread.

https://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum...ee-a-picture-of-susperias-hairy-pussy.364070/

 

[dorian gray]

2008?! Fuck!!

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

with all these links to ancient and hilarious susperia posts, am i the only one that now wants susperia to come back??

 

[dorian gray]

I do, too, but only because I wasn't paying attention the first time around. I'm pretty confident we are the only ones.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

Susperia coming back could be fun