For some reason I'm craving a burger all of a sudden.

[Shpongled]

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

hmmmmmmm fur burger.

 

[Anvil]

I approve.

 

[Super Mahrio]

thats an awesome outfit..id so wear that!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

outfit not so much.

i do want a cheeseburger now, though. mmm cheeseburger with bbq sauce and bleu cheese dressing. and maybe grilled onions. mmm. (sorry to bring onions into this, kevin, but grilled/friend onions are delicious - all of the horridness is gone)

mmm

 

[Captain Beard]

I wondered why I suddenly got wood, naughty Laura and her delicious sammiches.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

damn right.

they totally make me squirt

 

[Captain Beard]

damn right.

they totally make me squirt

Like this?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

hahahah

yes.

actually, i have been bleeding for the past few days. not supposed to be and this has never happened before. slightly worried.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

you're finally becoming a woman

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

hahah

yeah, i'm bleeding at random now, not just after forced penetration.

 

[Captain Beard]

Someone get the condom and the banana, we have a job to do.

Oh, at random... I'll tell the ninjas to stop poking at your soft bits with a knife every time you sit on the couch. Sorry. They get bored and do mean things.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

in my ear canal?

 

[Super Mahrio]

Like this?

 

[Captain Beard]

in my ear canal?

They can be very, very perverted.

 

[Super Mahrio]

Laura, are you on the pill?

 

[Captain Beard]

I don't think the pill makes your ears bleed.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

They do if you try to take it by cramming it in your ears

 

[Captain Beard]

Possibly. Actually, bleeding ears usually means you scratch at them at night. See a doctor, you may have an infection, or a torn eardrum. This comes from years of dealing with that.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Laura, are you on the pill?

yeah.

i started a new pack and kinda put off taking the pills at the right time ... for like a week ... ... i kinda suck at remembering to take them on time and often wind up taking them late but have never bled in between periods before. ugg.