For some reason I'm craving a burger all of a sudden.

[Captain Beard]

Get that nuvaring shit.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Possibly. Actually, bleeding ears usually means you scratch at them at night. See a doctor, you may have an infection, or a torn eardrum. This comes from years of dealing with that.

nah, no bleeding ears.

yet.

 

[Super Mahrio]

or maybe a ruptured eardrum D:

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Get that nuvaring shit.

nah, i really don't mind taking the pill. i just don't have any... reason to worry about getting pregnant right now... so i neglect it. <<.>>

 

[Super Mahrio]

oh Laura...yeah im having issues with mine..i dont think theyre strong enough or something cuz im bleeding too early and for too long...D:

 

[Captain Beard]

I sure do enjoy having a penis. Yep.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

every time i see snoopy in your sig, i feel all warm and fuzzy

 

[Captain Beard]

*Looks up* What?

 

[Super Mahrio]

Snoopy wins...
im thinking of ditching the pill because my doctor is a sardly fucker and never gets back to me about anything D:

 

[Captain Beard]

That's because he's fucking your mother!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

for the few days i just didn't take my pill, my stomach was all nice and flat, then i took them again and i got that lame pouch again.

curses.

 

[Super Mahrio]

the only thing the pill does for me is keep my PMS in check...but now im all out of wack...D:

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

I sure do enjoy having a penis. Yep.

i seriously don't mind having my period as much as most women.

i don't have cramps of death and, yeah, carrying tampons all the time is kind of annoying but whatever.

the mood swings and crushing depression sucks, but i'm used to that shit.

 

[Captain Beard]

Yes, but mine don't bleed and make me batshit.

 

[Super Mahrio]

you are a very fortunate woman...
i wish i could have a tame period...

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

meh.

having a clitoris kinda makes up for it...

 

[Captain Beard]

Well, technically, ours is a big hollow clitoris. So sayeth biology.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

the nerve-ending to size ratio is a definite plus, though...

 

[Captain Beard]

If guys had more nerves, they'd blow that much faster. You must be in a hurry.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

just saying, having a clit is pretty awesome.