List of accomplishments on this first day of 2005:
-slept in until noon
-ate a lot of eggs and sausage for "breakfast"
-had two cups of coffee
-watched 4 hours of Simpsons DVDs w/ commentary
-had two cigarettes
-jerked off
-listened to Nile, Beck, and Tool
-paid the rent
-went for a walk in the near freezing weather
-read some Kerouac
-watched SNL
-downloaded a bunch of Shania Twain pictures
I hope the rest of 2005 is this good.