Fuck Compaq

[Matt]

So I took my dead computer into the shop today and found out that my motherboard was fried due to a cheap ass Bestec power supply. Bullshit. 350 dollars to rebuild my system.

If you own a compaq/Microsoft computer, I would replace the power supply before it kills your system.

 

[cookiecutter]

K for your information, asshole, I have seen a lion. And not one of your crap ass queen of the jungle homoerotic pussy-cat lions. A real lion, with fangs and horns and wings and shit. Don't pull your fucking wierd ass african voodoo hypnosis crap on me when you don't even know wtf you're talking about.

 

[FenriR]

wat

 

[Valerie]

In my last life I was an Australian red-back spider. Not only were my ancestors living with criminals every day, but not only is my poison enough to make you wish you were biting your own testicles with the force of a dozen cows falling from a trampoline after jumping off of a house, but I am watching you right now. My dream is your worst nightmare, I've been around for a while and I've seen plenty of faggots like you, you're all the same. All of you faggots want to be recognized because you're good at making fun of people over the internet, but one of these days I'll find you making some chicken gumbo at your house and you'll get to find out what the true meaning of balls in the ass is.

 

[cookiecutter]

I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how a rock can beat scissors, but there's no fucking way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around the rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I’ll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock paper scissors, I always choose rock. then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit I’m sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole.

 

[Valerie]

That being said, even in my weakened condition I would slap you like you name was Mathew Copeland and go so kung fu on your ass that it would take a small team of reconstructive surgeons to even put you back on par with the elephant man.

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

grab ya glocks when ya see tupac

 

[waif]

best thread ever

 

[mutantllama]

I was a sperm cell in my past life.

 

[Zephyrus]

I've posted this before, but it's still the most fitting response.

 

[FenriR]

 

[Zephyrus]

So smart people shouldn't be allowed to use easier tools and methods to conduct their lives and business? That's ludicrous.

 

[Valerie]

Seriously, you want security just go mac. I mean mac can do pretty much anything a PC can do but sleeker and nicer. I have an iphone and it can play movies. I don't know what the deal is with people who buy DVD/HDDVD/BluRay players. You have to go buy the disc, which is bigger than the iphone (that tells you how obsolete they are) and you have to manually insert it into the player. I'm not a manual laborer, I am an artist and I don't want to have to waste space on having a green-unfriendly post consumer waste Disc case plus the disc itself which I suspect isn't biodegradable and probably has carbs (I have a carbon footprint of 0 btw). I mean you get itunes and your iphone and you have your movies. Iphones do more for world peace and the environment than any ugly PC and obsolete technology. Al Gore has an Iphone and he won a nobel prize.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Al Gore has an Iphone and he won a nobel prize.

 

[FenriR]

'Al Gore has an iPhone and he won a nobel prize'

you see, thats what I hate about apple products. People only buy them because they're stylish. PCs are far better value for money, can do far more than macs... the only reason macs don't have as many viruses is because PCs dominate 90% of the market, so are a more tempting target. I was forced to use a mac for CAD for a year, and I hated every moment of it. The interface is horrible, it kept crashing, and it was covered in shit programs that I'd never use but were still using up precious RAM.

There is NO REASON to get a mac over a pc. They're just bad copies.

 

[audiophileguy]

Seriously, you want security just go mac. I mean mac can do pretty much anything a PC can do but sleeker and nicer. I have an iphone and it can play movies. I don't know what the deal is with people who buy DVD/HDDVD/BluRay players. You have to go buy the disc, which is bigger than the iphone (that tells you how obsolete they are) and you have to manually insert it into the player. I'm not a manual laborer, I am an artist and I don't want to have to waste space on having a green-unfriendly post consumer waste Disc case plus the disc itself which I suspect isn't biodegradable and probably has carbs (I have a carbon footprint of 0 btw). I mean you get itunes and your iphone and you have your movies. Iphones do more for world peace and the environment than any ugly PC and obsolete technology. Al Gore has an Iphone and he won a nobel prize.

uke:

 

[The Ozzman]

The horror........The horror......

 

[cookiecutter]

I found Mac no easier to use than a PC. It was harder in fact due to there stubborn refusal to realize it is no longer 1981 and include two mouse buttons. Plus there is the fact that a large amount of software is not made for mac. I don't really care what computers other people use but pompous Mac users are pretty annoying

 

[waif]

 

[mutantllama]

I wish I had the video where the pc guy shot the head off of the mac guy. The mac guy was like "what kind of cool things can you do". (Pc guy) "GAMES". Then he shoots his head off.