fuck jeff,why does Van wear a skirt?

[dreaming mind]

actually in some of the photos it looks like a fucking dress..wtf? does he do it just to shock? I think he looks stupid..good drummer though...but lose the skirt!!

 

[Will Bozarth]

lose the unregistered name. he can wear what he wants. he hasnt said anything bad about us, so fuck off.

 

[Yetti]

what he said. all of it.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Real Men Wear Skirts™.

 

[Ecstatic Youth]

I believe his wife got it for him according to an interview, or maybe it was an IRC chat I was in on, with Wally and some board members. Ha ha ha, Wally referred to it as Van's "man-skirt".

 

[Ecstatic Youth]

Real Men Wear Skirts™.

Holy The Headbangers(Thrasher and Mosh) with their Metallica and Obituary shirts from 1996 WWF, Batman!

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

The Scottish wear em. You don't wanna fuck with the Scottish.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Hah hah, the Headbangers. Those guys were great.

Well, not really. But they were fun to watch.

 

[Ecstatic Youth]

Why do Scott's wear skirts instead of pants?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away!


HA HA HA HA HA!
That joke will never get old. It's good though, come on! No offense to Scott's though. I have lots of Scottish friends. My best friend is Scottish, too.



P.S.
I love porn!

 

[Chromo-thrash]

why am i wearing socks with snowflakes on the bottoms?...oh that's right, i really don't care

 

[PlatypusJesus]

*lifts up skirt* You like what you see, don't you dreaming mind???!!!!! Yeah, you know you like it, bitch!!!!!!

 

[RETIREDTrapped]

I've got a long black dress that occasionally comes out for a wear every now and again.

It's comfortable, and it looks killer... so why not? I'm comfortable with who I am...

 

[Kon16ov]

[in his thickest Groundskeeper Willie brogue] It's not a skirrrrrrrrrt!"[/willie brogue]

Personally, I like my KILT. If only the Carmichael and Burton tartans didn't clash....

 

[Tee]

actually in some of the photos it looks like a fucking dress..wtf? does he do it just to shock?

no, every now and then he needs some breeze and oxygen...

 

[Kon16ov]

no, every now and then he needs some breeze and oxygen...

sounds logical to me. Personally, I feel circulation is good. Isn't that the sole motivation for wearing skirts and kilts? I own both, but only wear the skirt when fealiing pagany. The kilt is more for family stuff. (boy, did that not sound good...)

 

[Pilgrim]

lose the unregistered name. he can wear what he wants. he hasnt said anything bad about us, so fuck off.

Your such a kiss as little KUNT!! GO eat your dads asshole!

 

[AjDeath]

THere is a term for men like Van and David Beckham(sp?), men who where skirts, make-up etc. and still manage to be "stylish" and "manly"-metrosexuals-trend whores. They are really just fuckin queer, you know weird?

 

[lizard]

dunno, a nice breeze across the 'nads might be just the ticket.

 

[Captain Beard]

The wind beneath the engines might make you feel refreshed, you never know.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

haha i love this boards slang for genitallia