Thats not what I meant. I was just stating that there is a level of fizz that can never be tamed by reducing the highs and the presence. The only way to make it go away is getting the amp up to a decent volume and using the highs as the source of upper mids and keeping the presence down, followed by the standard low pass in post processing. Unlike other amps like say rectifiers where by reducing the presence and highs can completely attenuate those frequencies.
Fizzless tones can be had, it just takes the right mic position, right settings and proper volume. But from what ryan posted, something somewhere is extremely wrong or he is indeed trolling.