Fuck you all!

[TheTechnogoat]

happy birthday!!!! consume MUCH BEER

 

[Decadetroll]

Happy b-day Thomas! I´ll drink some kilju for your honor!

 

[derek]

I'm probably gonna finger myself in his honour in a little bit.

 

[Ralf]

^you need some extra hand?

happy b-day, brother-in-arms

 

[Peti]

Happy birthday !

 

[The Bringer]

Yum yum yum! That would taste so good right now!

 

[bodomite]

 

[eva_dolly]

Happy Birthday

 

[stormy]

u need at least 465 beers!!! well anyways i hope it is fucking ASOME have a wonderfull Birthday

 

[Fetzer]

Hmm.... Who's Thomas ?

 

[Leandro]

thomas=bodomite=legend

 

[Heavenscent]

Thomas, you robbed the spermbank 'cause you're a cumguzzling fag!!!!

What i mean is: Happy FUCKING ARISK NORSK BLACK METAL birthday, dude.

 

[Missiles]

Hey, I know a really bad joke regarding spermbanks.

A male bank robber breaks into a bank, and says to a female bank officer ( or whatever it's called ):

"GIMME DA FOKKIN MONEY!"

"But Sir... this is a spermbank... "

"Huh... then... err... hmm... TAKE ONE OF THOSE FOKKIN' TUBES! ...and.... hmm... DRINK IT!!!111

"But... "

"FOKKIN' DRINK IT OR I'LL BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT!!!"

"Ok... *swallows* "

Then, the robber takes out his mask and says.

"You see honey? If you want, you can. ".



Sorry.

 

[scornful blessing]

congrats

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

Hey, I know a really bad joke regarding spermbanks.

A male bank robber breaks into a bank, and says to a female bank officer ( or whatever it's called ):

"GIMME DA FOKKIN MONEY!"

"But Sir... this is a spermbank... "

"Huh... then... err... hmm... TAKE ONE OF THOSE FOKKIN' TUBES! ...and.... hmm... DRINK IT!!!111

"But... "

"FOKKIN' DRINK IT OR I'LL BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT!!!"

"Ok... *swallows* "

Then, the robber takes out his mask and says.

"You see honey? If you want, you can. ".



Sorry.

that fucking ruled

 

[bodomite]

haha thanx everyone that means alot to me

 

[Justinschut]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!

I´m sorry I´m a bit late, but I was at a Bodom show on the 28th and I just got home

 

[Wildchild 7]

as u asked me, here's your late bday!
congratulations dude, keep rockin' and drinkin'!
JAU! \m/

 

[hatecrewchick]

i bet you're still drunk from all the beer you had, after all happyb-day ..i know i know i'm late...

 

[The Bringer]

You can never be sober! I tried it once and it sucked.