Fuck you, religious America.

[Dead Winter]

I would if it were true. But sadly, I have no life, and it's true.

edit: Instant essay, see? All I have to do is spout three words of BS, and I get an instant essay. It's like one of those machines that tells your fortune based on the questions you answer. Only more hypersensitive and full of crap.

Welp, the only one full of crap tonight seems to be you, bub.

 

[Captain Beard]

How do you know he's not secretly writing an article about cranky expatriates that take the bait too easily?

 

[Malergion]

Not arguing that one bit. In fact, I wish more Americans took the initiative to become more informed about the world around them as you do.

However, again, reading The Guardian doesn't mean you pay taxes, vote, and live here.

I don't comment on local politics, either.

 

[Malergion]

Welp, the only one full of crap tonight seems to be you, bub.

Actually, I'm full of booze
.

 

[Dead Winter]

How do you know he's not secretly writing an article about cranky expatriates that take the bait too easily?

Then he'd also have to include every single other European on this board who have unanimously backed me up during this whole thing.

You see, he hasn't been here for a while and I understand that he probably doesn't know that we all carry on these days without too much fuss and furor. He's been trying to poke at me since yesterday but it didn't matter because I actually wanted an explanation. Now he's just shitting outside the toilet about things that he obviously knows nothing about, and he resents that I called him out with his own words and lack of knowledge.

Funny...he's the only one being a dick in all of this.

 

[Captain Beard]

He's been here longer then you think, he just doesn't post.

Funny thing is, you can't see when you've been had.

 

[Malergion]

Then he'd also have to include every single other European on this board who have unanimously backed me up during this whole thing.

You see, he hasn't been here for a while and I understand that he probably doesn't know that we all carry on these days without too much fuss and furor.

Funny...he's the only one being a dick in all of this.

You're right. I'm sorry.

I...am a worm.

I'll never talk politics with any Italians again. Especially expatriate Italians. Because they're obviously smarter, sexier, and more well-versed than me.

 

[Shpongled]

Will someone just let DW have the last word so this thread can finally die?

 

[Malergion]

Shut up. I'm almost done causing his keyboard to short out from his furious typing!

 

[Dead Winter]

He's been here longer then you think, he just doesn't post.

Funny thing is, you can't see when you've been had.

Well, the last ten or so posts have been bullshit, but it didn't start that way.

Another thing, the only time any of you pull out the old, "Ahhh he's fucking with you and you took the bait!!!" is when I prove you wrong about something. "I was just fucking with you!" is a little too convenient when you've just had your ass handed to you. You're basically saying, "Yes, you were right but I don't have the balls to admit it, so now I'm going to act like I was joking the entire time to save what little dignity I have left."

 

[Dead Winter]

You're right. I'm sorry.

I...am a worm.

I'll never talk politics with any Italians again. Especially expatriate Italians. Because they're obviously smarter, sexier, and more well-versed than me.

I'm not Italian.

Wouldn't say I'm smarter and most definitely not sexier...but maybe more well-versed.

 

[Malergion]

I'm not Italian.

Wouldn't say I'm smarter and most definitely not sexier...but maybe more well-versed.

Last word.

 

[Captain Beard]

Last word.

No. Last word.

 

[Malergion]

No. Last word.

I'll see your last word and raise you a last word.

 

[Captain Beard]

Raise this, you last word.

 

[Malergion]

Raise this, you last word.

It's the final countdown.

 

[Shpongled]

 

[Morganna]

 

[Captain Beard]

That's the end of another lullaby, time has come for me to saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay GOODNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

 

[Morganna]