Fucking hilarious...to anyone who's ever posted on a message board

[Lies and Perfidy]

In other words, ALL of you...check this fucker out.

 

[The old Swede]

As which type would you describe yourself?

 

[Black Winter Day]

there's no category for a "ledmag" (backwoods originality and reckless disregard for taboos in the art of flaming; a high-level, hilarious trend-setter)

 

[Unregistereds]

there's no category for a "ledmag" (backwoods originality and reckless disregard for taboos in the art of flaming; a high-level, hilarious trend-setter)

http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame2.html

change the she to a he, and there you go:

"Furious Typer’s combat strategy is to drown [his] adversary with a tsunami of angry verbiage. [He] is absolutely immune to subtlty and ignores all but the barest essentials of any argument. After breifly appraising the gist of her opponent’s counter attack [he] puts [his] head down and rapidly fires off long rambling messages replete with grammitical and factual errors. The typical Furious Typer lacks endurance, however, and if the other combatants can weather the initial assault [he] will quickly exhaust herself and retire from the field."


http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=103012

"whos retards, the two stupid looking fuckers in your sig, or you and your family. Its a toss up i say."

there're better examples, but i'm too lazy

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Nah, Led would be the Xenophobe, foshaw.

I dunno what I'd be...they don't have "Smartass Kid" category or anything like that. Hmm.

 

[Black Winter Day]

i am "spectator", but when i join i'm "meticulous and anal-retentive"

 

[Unregistereds]

In other words, ALL of you...check this fucker out.

magister templi aka rebirth when this forum first got started: http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame73.html

 

[darth]

magister templi aka rebirth when this forum first got started: http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame73.html

retarded penguin? http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame77.html

rebirth? http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame80.html

stealer of dreams, wolftribe http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame81.html

fearandloathing/dearth: http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame75.html

ihreil junkenstein? http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame34.html

tee http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame36.html

mistress masie http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame40.html

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

You seem a little new to be making judgements on people...

 

[thewendy]

yuk yuk

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

i don't really care what he (or anyone) calls me

but he be dissin my homeslices....pyrus and junkie, penguin aint down wit dat

 

[Karmic]

I'm a bouncy knight.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

I really don't know what the hell I am...thus, I e-mailed the guy a suggestion and I'm waiting to see if he puts it up.

Ihreil's not a jerk...just a bit sarcastic. Ain't we all, tho?

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Here's a thought...Will, Lord of Metal, Iris, Kiyardo, Fezzilla, Zanex, Rebirth, and Tee.

The "star-crossed lovers" thingy from the guestbook for Chrome & CT...I really can't define neal. Ledmag could just as well be Big Dog as Xenophobe, but who's his Me Too? Ihreil may be Jerk after all, just cause there's nothing better.

All of this, of course, is in good fun and no offense is intended. Y'all rule.

I guess if I'm anybody, I'm this fucker.

 

[fearandloathing]

You seem a little new to be making judgements on people...

nothing's what it seems where darth sidelious is concerned. look at the date i joined, and look at the date you joined.

 

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I don't know who classified me as this, but I like it. This is fucking great....

In the words of the great CONFUCIUS: "MAN WHO HAVE HOLE IN POCKET, TEND TO FEEL COCKY". "MAN WHO STAND ON TOP OF TOILET, SAID TO BE HIGH ON POT". "WOMAN WHO FLY UPSIDE DOWN TEND TO BE CRACK UP".

I'm on a roll tonight, CHEERS.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

I AM NOT A CLOWN!!!

 

[Captain Beard]

I'm a mildly Xenohobic Kung-Fu Master Philosopher.

No, I CAN'T be classified as one.

 

[Captain Beard]

(Ok, ok, Philosopher, if so, but I still demand Kung-Fu Master be appended.)

 

[Chuut-Riit]

@Pyrus: Cool, what about me?
This is a cool idea