ALRIGHT YOU LITLLE FUCKERS, I'M BACK. I HOPE YOU DIDN'T MISS ME TOO MUCH. I'D LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THAT I GOT A GIRLFRIEND YESTERDAY, THANKS TO ECSTATIC YOUTH'S ADVICE. I MET HER AT 7-11, I THINK I'M GOING TO MAKE OUT WITH HER BEFORE I ASK HER TO KISS MY PENIS.
I THINK YOU ALL WOULD GET ALONG WITH HER BECAUSE YOU HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON.... YOU'RE ALL MY BITCHES. YOU ALL BETTER START WATCHING YOUR ASS ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD.
I'M BIFF AND I'M OUT OF HERE...