RampageSword
AWARE! BEWARE! WAR!
Yay! Friends forever. We should get those rings, just like in that obscure Spongebob Squarepants episode...
hey, don't forget to let me know too!RampageSword said:^ That crush thing is still at an early stage. I will not give regular reports on this situation but if the outcome is positive I can assure you'll be the first to know... inspector marduk
I Noticed That You're Gay
i saw you buying a pearl jam record,and i noticed that you're gay
i saw you hanging around in allston,and i noticed that you're gay
i saw you riding around on your rollerblades,and i noticed that you're gay
i saw you getting your tongue pierced,and i noticed that you're gay
i heard you spend all day on the internet,and i noticed that you're gay
i saw you drinking a frappucino,and i noticed that you're gay
i saw you wearing a fucking tree shirt,and i noticed that you're gay
you've got a tribal tattoo, and i noticed that you're gay
If You Don't Like The Village People, You're Fucking Gay
Jacques Morali wrote the heaviest music ever
Glenn Hughes had a deeper voice than Will from Mortician
He wore chains before Slayer and Venom
Jacques Morali was portrayed by Steve Guttenberg
[Chorus 1:]
If you don't like the Village people- you're fucking gay
If you think Jeff Olson was better cowboy- you're fucking gay
If you think Ray Simpson was a better cop- you're fucking gay
If you think Y.M.C.A. was their best song- you're fucking gay
All death metal songs were ripped off from Village People
"Evil dead" by Death is actually "Liberation" from the Village People
Will Rahmer looks like he should be in the Village People
No, Morbid Florist wasn't a reference to Will Rahmer
[Chorus 2:]
If you think Death were good after their demos- you're fucking gay
If you think rape is wrong- you're fucking gay
If you think the holocaust wasn't funny- you're fucking gay
If you think of Hellhammer as the drummer of Mayhem- you're fucking gay
Y-O-U-R-E-G-A-Y You're gay
will be straight banned and forbidden by the german law and governementalbum: "Split with The Raunchous Brothers" (2000)
I Went Back In Time A Voted For Hitler
Hogging Up The Holocaust
I'm Hitler