Fun game (i saw this at the Into Eternity forum)

I think i can manage one with Ill Niño...

1. Pick a band and answer only using the band's song titles.
Ill Niño

2. Are you male or female?
El niño

3. Describe how you feel about yourself.
I am loco

4. What's your best piece of advice?
Revolution...revolución

5. Describe your most recent relationship.
Predisposed

6. Describe your current crush.
Two (vaya con Dios)

7. Say something to someone you have a crush on.
This time's for real

8. Say something to an ex.
Letting go

9. Say something to someone whom you've hurt severely.
What you deserve

10. How do you feel right now?
Everything beautiful

11. What's your real name?
God is i

12. What do your friends call you?
Violent saint

13. What does your significant other call you?
Corazón of mine

14. What's a name you once wished you'd rather have?
Numb

15. What is the ugliest name you can think of?
Rumba

16. If there were a song about you, what would it be called?
De la vida

17. What would you like to name your kids?
N/A

18. What would you name a ship you built?
Red rain

19. If you wrote a book, what would it be called?
My pleasant torture
 
RampageSword said:
^ That crush thing is still at an early stage. I will not give regular reports on this situation but if the outcome is positive I can assure you'll be the first to know... inspector marduk ;)
hey, don't forget to let me know too! :D




/Siren (not of the woods ;p)
 
1. Pick a band
MESHUGGAH

2. Are you male or female?
Future breed machine

3. Describe how you feel about yourself.
The Paradoxical Spiral

4. What's your best piece of advice?
We'll Never See The Day

5. Describe your most recent relationship.
Humiliative

6. Describe your current crush.
Sickening

7. Say something to someone you have a crush on.
Entrapment

8. Say something to an ex.
The Exquisite Machinery Of Torture

9. Say something to someone whom you've hurt severely.
Suffer in truth.

10. How do you feel right now?
Sane

11. What's your real name?
New Millenium Cyanide Christ.

12. What do your friends call you?
Sublevels

13. What does your significant other call you?
I

14. What's a name you once wished you'd rather have?
Stengah

15. What is the ugliest name you can think of?
Personae Non Gratae

16. If there were a song about you, what would it be called?
Gods of rapture

17. What would you like to name your kids?
Glints :)
collide :)

18. What would you name a ship you built?
Obsidian

19. If you wrote a book, what would it be called?
Corridor of Chameleons
 
(sorry i couldnt help it)

1. Pick a band and answer only using the band's song titles.
Anal cunt
2. Are you male or female?
Guy smiley

3. Describe how you feel about yourself.
You (Fill In The Blank)

4. What's your best piece of advice?
Kill Women

5. Describe your most recent relationship.
I Fucked Your Wife

6. Describe your current crush.
My Woman, My Lover, My Friend

7. Say something to someone you have a crush on.
You Go To Art School

8. Say something to an ex.
You Can't Shut Up

9. Say something to someone whom you've hurt severely.
I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To Americas Funniest Videos

10. How do you feel right now?
Internet Is Gay

11. What's your real name?
Alcoholic

12. What do your friends call you?
Brutally Morbid Axe of Satan

13. What does your significant other call you?
Picnic Of Love

14. What's a name you once wished you'd rather have?
John

15. What is the ugliest name you can think of?
Pepe, The Gay Waiter

16. If there were a song about you, what would it be called?
Stayin' Alive [Ol! Version]

17. What would you like to name your kids?
Guy Lombardo

18. What would you name a ship you built?
Theme From the A-Team

19. If you wrote a book, what would it be called?
You're Old (Fuck You)
 
well theyre song titles are brilliant, and theyre music is not music,,its just noise lol.but i must admit GWAR and Anal Cunt are guilty pleasures of mine
 
lol anal cunt have some nice songtitles...and lyrics

I Noticed That You're Gay:tickled:

i saw you buying a pearl jam record,and i noticed that you're gay
i saw you hanging around in allston,and i noticed that you're gay
i saw you riding around on your rollerblades,and i noticed that you're gay
i saw you getting your tongue pierced,and i noticed that you're gay
i heard you spend all day on the internet,and i noticed that you're gay
i saw you drinking a frappucino,and i noticed that you're gay
i saw you wearing a fucking tree shirt,and i noticed that you're gay
you've got a tribal tattoo, and i noticed that you're gay

It Just Get Worse" (1999)

I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It
Easy E. Got A.I.D.S. From F. Mercury
I Like Drugs And Child Abuse
Laughing When Leonard Peltier Gets Raped In Jail
I Convinced You To Beat Your Wife On A Daily Basis
I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To Americas Funniest Home Videos
Rancid Sucks (And The Clash Sucked Too)
I Paid J. Howell To Rape You
I Pushed Your Wife In Front Of The Subway
Extreme Noise Terror Is Afraid Of Us:tickled:
You Rollerblading Faggot
I Sent A Thankyou Card To The Guy That Raped You
I Lit Your Baby On Fire
Body By Auschvitz
I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog
Sweatshops Are Cool
Woman, Nature's Punching Bag
I Snuck A Retard In To A Sperm Bank
Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck
I Ate Your Horse:D
Hitler Was A Sensitive Man
You Robbed A Sperm Bank Because You're A Cum Guzzling Fag
I Made You're Kid Get AIDS, So You Could Watch It Die
I Fucked Your Wife
Into The Oven
I Gave Nambla Pictures Of You Kid:ill:
The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is Because They Want To Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt
I Made Fun Of You Because Your Kid Just Died
Domestic Violence Is Really Really Really Funny
Dictators Are Cool
Deadbeat Dads Are Cool
I'm Really Excited About The Upcoming David Buskin Concert
Being Ignorant Is Awesome
You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach
Chris Barnes Is A Pussy:D
Tim Is Gay
B.T./A.C.
I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant:worship:
I Got An Office Job For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women

anyway they have a strange sense of humor...
http://www.darklyrics.com/a/analcunt.html

If You Don't Like The Village People, You're Fucking Gay

Jacques Morali wrote the heaviest music ever
Glenn Hughes had a deeper voice than Will from Mortician
He wore chains before Slayer and Venom
Jacques Morali was portrayed by Steve Guttenberg

[Chorus 1:]
If you don't like the Village people- you're fucking gay
If you think Jeff Olson was better cowboy- you're fucking gay
If you think Ray Simpson was a better cop- you're fucking gay
If you think Y.M.C.A. was their best song- you're fucking gay

All death metal songs were ripped off from Village People
"Evil dead" by Death is actually "Liberation" from the Village People
Will Rahmer looks like he should be in the Village People
No, Morbid Florist wasn't a reference to Will Rahmer

[Chorus 2:]
If you think Death were good after their demos- you're fucking gay
If you think rape is wrong- you're fucking gay
If you think the holocaust wasn't funny- you're fucking gay
If you think of Hellhammer as the drummer of Mayhem- you're fucking gay

Y-O-U-R-E-G-A-Y You're gay

another quesion is it ok to make jokes about hitler and the holocaust?
if in germany any band has a cd out with such songs and lyrics:
album: "Split with The Raunchous Brothers" (2000)

I Went Back In Time A Voted For Hitler
Hogging Up The Holocaust
I'm Hitler
will be straight banned and forbidden by the german law and governement
 
ALLSTON! the hometown of evil incarnate (regulars from 2003 will know what i'm talking about). oh, and now we discover that everyone from there is gay... must apply to men only, since she isn't, but this explains a few things. :p
 
solefald have you ever listened to Anal Cunt? The song titles are the only things that actually say something about the songs. the lyrics are all equal in every song ("aaaaaaaah balb ahsdflöasdfhuishdfag asdhaahahhaaaaaah gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh"). but sometimes the song titles also make me chuckle ^^ my favourite is "Your kid commited suicide because you suck"
 
1. Pick a band and answer only using the band's song titles.
The Tiger Lillies

2. Are you male or female?
Learned pig

3. Describe how you feel about yourself.
Lonely schizophrenic

4. What's your best piece of advice?
Piss on your grave

5. Describe your most recent relationship.
Dreadful domesticity

6. Describe your current crush.
Same old story

7. Say something to someone you have a crush on.
Bearded lady

8. Say something to an ex.
Bitch

9. Say something to someone whom you've hurt severely.
If you knew...

10. How do you feel right now?
Alone with the moon

11. What's your real name?
Jesus

12. What do your friends call you?
Clown

13. What does your significant other call you?
Bastard

14. What's a name you once wished you'd rather have?
Depends on baby

15. What is the ugliest name you can think of?
Piccardilly Lilly

16. If there were a song about you, what would it be called?
The pimp song

17. What would you like to name your kids?
Crude, Dead

18. What would you name a ship you built?
Cheapest show

19. If you wrote a book, what would it be called?
Why are you laughing?
 
1. Pick a band and answer only using the band's song titles.
Tom Waits

2. Are you male or female?
Gin soaked boy

3. Describe how you feel about yourself.
Filipino box spring hog / That feel

4. What's your best piece of advice?
Don't go into that barn

5. Describe your most recent relationship.
All stripped down

6. Describe your current crush.
On the other side of the world

7. Say something to someone you have a crush on.
Last rose of summer

8. Say something to an ex.
Gun street girl

9. Say something to someone whom you've hurt severely.
A good man is hard to find

10. How do you feel right now?
Dragging a dead priest

11. What's your real name?
Dave the butcher

12. What do your friends call you?
Who are you?

13. What does your significant other call you?
Everything you can think

14. What's a name you once wished you'd rather have?
Table Top Joe

15. What is the ugliest name you can think of?
Mr. Siegal

16. If there were a song about you, what would it be called?
We're all mad here

17. What would you like to name your kids?
Alice, Poor Edward

18. What would you name a ship you built?
Blow wind blow

19. If you wrote a book, what would it be called?
Everything goes to hell