Go to www.maddogproductions.com/plotomatic.htm and give it a try! Try also making a plot for a porn movie... for some reason beyond my comprehension mine included way too many cheerleaders and lots of spanking...=P
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Hard Park
an original screenplay concept
by Justin
Black comedy: A struggling artist teams up with a kind hearted prostitute to commit the perfect crime. In the process they are locked in a haunted house with a gay interior decorator. By the end of the movie they burn 6 double agents and end up winning the admiration of their world, living happily ever after.
Think Die Hard meets South Park
an original screenplay concept
by Justin
Black comedy: A struggling artist teams up with a kind hearted prostitute to commit the perfect crime. In the process they are locked in a haunted house with a gay interior decorator. By the end of the movie they burn 6 double agents and end up winning the admiration of their world, living happily ever after.
Think Die Hard meets South Park
predator666
*drops pants*
War movie: A precocious child teams up with an alcoholic ex-CIA agent to save the earth from aliens. In the process they deflower a ghost. By the end of the movie they have sex with 678 ewoks and end up winning the admiration of the world, living happily ever after.
Think Die Hard meets predator.
Think Die Hard meets predator.
Turbo
Natursekt Black Metal
Bastard
an original screenplay concept
by Turbo
Action: An Jedi warrior teams up with a plug ugly dog to commit the perfect crime. In the process they play Russian roulette with a gay interior decorator. By the end of the movie they have sex with 7 planes and end up winning the admiration of their kind hearted prostitute, living happily ever after.
Think Die Hard meets Terminator.
an original screenplay concept
by Turbo
Action: An Jedi warrior teams up with a plug ugly dog to commit the perfect crime. In the process they play Russian roulette with a gay interior decorator. By the end of the movie they have sex with 7 planes and end up winning the admiration of their kind hearted prostitute, living happily ever after.
Think Die Hard meets Terminator.
predator666 said:
That's NOTHING! I had well over 15 000 cheerleaders having sex with each other and laughing at me while I get the sudden urge to cheer.. although I'm quite sure I didn't put that in it...=)
Leandro
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Don't Pull My Balls
an original screenplay concept
by BloodyScalpel
Political thriller: A pimply computer nerd teams up with a crotchety codger to find the true meaning of love. In the process they have mad passionate sex with four British men on welfare. By the end of the movie they hijack 666 oogly mothers-in-law and end up winning the admiration of their spouses, living happily ever after.
Think Gone With the Wind meets Clockwork Orange.
an original screenplay concept
by BloodyScalpel
Political thriller: A pimply computer nerd teams up with a crotchety codger to find the true meaning of love. In the process they have mad passionate sex with four British men on welfare. By the end of the movie they hijack 666 oogly mothers-in-law and end up winning the admiration of their spouses, living happily ever after.
Think Gone With the Wind meets Clockwork Orange.
-Rivfader-
Klingons on Uranus
Uber Nerd
an original screenplay concept
by CoBsTeeLe
Comedy: A pimply computer nerd teams up with a well-built female cyborg to save the earth from aliens. In the process they have mad passionate sex with his partner. By the end of the movie they poison 92 ewoks and end up winning the admiration of their co-workers, living happily ever after.
Think Clerks meets Aliens.
What the fuck is love?
an original screenplay concept
by COBSteele
War movie: A war hardened soldier teams up with a plug ugly dog to find the true meaning of love. In the process they accidentally kill four British men on welfare. By the end of the movie they run away from a bunch of double agents and end up winning the admiration of their kind hearted prostitute, living happily ever after.
Think Gone With the Wind meets Top Dog.
an original screenplay concept
by CoBsTeeLe
Comedy: A pimply computer nerd teams up with a well-built female cyborg to save the earth from aliens. In the process they have mad passionate sex with his partner. By the end of the movie they poison 92 ewoks and end up winning the admiration of their co-workers, living happily ever after.
Think Clerks meets Aliens.
What the fuck is love?
an original screenplay concept
by COBSteele
War movie: A war hardened soldier teams up with a plug ugly dog to find the true meaning of love. In the process they accidentally kill four British men on welfare. By the end of the movie they run away from a bunch of double agents and end up winning the admiration of their kind hearted prostitute, living happily ever after.
Think Gone With the Wind meets Top Dog.
Heavenscent
FUCKIN' YAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!
Grim Defloration of the Heathen Gospel
an original screenplay concept
by Heavenscent
Western: A shell-shocked war vet teams up with a well-built female cyborg to take a cruise on an unsinkable ship. In the process they have mad passionate sex with a super intelligent chimpanzee. By the end of the movie they beat up 12,067 washed up ex-SNL cast members and end up winning the admiration of their 3rd grade teacher, living happily ever after.
Think Priscilla, Queen of the Desert meets Krull.
an original screenplay concept
by Heavenscent
Western: A shell-shocked war vet teams up with a well-built female cyborg to take a cruise on an unsinkable ship. In the process they have mad passionate sex with a super intelligent chimpanzee. By the end of the movie they beat up 12,067 washed up ex-SNL cast members and end up winning the admiration of their 3rd grade teacher, living happily ever after.
Think Priscilla, Queen of the Desert meets Krull.
Turbo
Natursekt Black Metal
shit where did you find this....
Titanic
an original screenplay concept
by Some Wanker
Romance: A sexy district attorney teams up with a kind hearted prostitute to find the true meaning of love. In the process they have mad passionate sex with four British men on welfare. By the end of the movie they have sex with 10,000,000 bad guys and end up winning the admiration of their dog, living happily ever after.
Think Titanic meets Britannic.
Titanic
an original screenplay concept
by Some Wanker
Romance: A sexy district attorney teams up with a kind hearted prostitute to find the true meaning of love. In the process they have mad passionate sex with four British men on welfare. By the end of the movie they have sex with 10,000,000 bad guys and end up winning the admiration of their dog, living happily ever after.
Think Titanic meets Britannic.
There you are, lounging around the sorority house wearing nothing but a latex cheerleader's outfit in your high school colors when suddenly the vibrator goes off. Surprised, you stash the inflatable sheep under the couch and are happy to see the whole high school cheerleading team masturbating. As the cheesy music begins you can't help yourself, so you do a cheer, amused by the size of the zuchini that confronts you. Before you know it a car pulls up and it's the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders sucking, fucking, licking and spanking. Being the gracious host, you spank all of them, much to their delight.
The air is thick with the smell of someone's cheap perfume as 15974 people are now writhing in a pile on the handlebars of a Harley fucking. You're completely absorbed in it, never having enjoyed so many people fucking at once.
Suddenly you look up and see more cheerleaders staring at you and you grin foolishly. You're caught! They have their way with the cheerleaders one last time and you fuck them too as the cheesy music fades out.
The End.
Well, this was the original... I seem to notice that none of you pussies have tried the pornomatic, there's a link to it in the same page!
And Turbo darling, you can't really disapprove when you're participating...=)
The air is thick with the smell of someone's cheap perfume as 15974 people are now writhing in a pile on the handlebars of a Harley fucking. You're completely absorbed in it, never having enjoyed so many people fucking at once.
Suddenly you look up and see more cheerleaders staring at you and you grin foolishly. You're caught! They have their way with the cheerleaders one last time and you fuck them too as the cheesy music fades out.
The End.
Well, this was the original... I seem to notice that none of you pussies have tried the pornomatic, there's a link to it in the same page!
And Turbo darling, you can't really disapprove when you're participating...=)
Heavenscent
FUCKIN' YAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!
My Saturday Picknick With a Bunch of Gay-ass Hippies
by Heavenscent
There you are, lounging around the football field wearing nothing but a bustier, garter belt, black stockings and 6" stiletto heels when suddenly the vibrator goes off. Surprised, you bend over and call out, "Enter!" and are happy to see four Jehovah's Witnesses cumming. As the cheesy music begins you can't help yourself, so you masturbate, disgusted by the size of the tits that confronts you. Before you know it a car pulls up and it's all the Playboy centerfolds from the last ten years calling your name and pointing to their crotches. Being the gracious host, you spank all of them, much to their delight.
The air is thick with the smell of incense as 645 people are now writhing in a pile on the picnic table riding. You're completely absorbed in it, never having enjoyed so many people riding at once.
Suddenly you look up and see your mother staring at you and you grin foolishly. You're caught! They give you a chalkboard so you can keep score next time and you tie them up and hand them to the dominatrix as the cheesy music fades out.
The End.
by Heavenscent
There you are, lounging around the football field wearing nothing but a bustier, garter belt, black stockings and 6" stiletto heels when suddenly the vibrator goes off. Surprised, you bend over and call out, "Enter!" and are happy to see four Jehovah's Witnesses cumming. As the cheesy music begins you can't help yourself, so you masturbate, disgusted by the size of the tits that confronts you. Before you know it a car pulls up and it's all the Playboy centerfolds from the last ten years calling your name and pointing to their crotches. Being the gracious host, you spank all of them, much to their delight.
The air is thick with the smell of incense as 645 people are now writhing in a pile on the picnic table riding. You're completely absorbed in it, never having enjoyed so many people riding at once.
Suddenly you look up and see your mother staring at you and you grin foolishly. You're caught! They give you a chalkboard so you can keep score next time and you tie them up and hand them to the dominatrix as the cheesy music fades out.
The End.
Lola
Just Lola!
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Easy Cum, Easy Go
by Southern Belle
There you are, lounging around the Hell's Angels' clubhouse wearing nothing but Saran wrap when suddenly the vibrator goes off. Surprised, you take your clothes off, then open the door and are happy to see the Avon lady cumming. As the cheesy music begins you can't help yourself, so you let yourself be taken on the spot, elated by the size of the strap on cock that confronts you. Before you know it a car pulls up and it's some Chippendale dancers sucking, fucking, licking and spanking. Being the gracious host, you fuck all of them, much to their delight.
The air is thick with the smell of sex as 69 people are now writhing in a pile on the handlebars of a Harley riding. You're completely absorbed in it, never having enjoyed so many people riding at once.
Suddenly you look up and see a film crew staring at you and you grin foolishly. You're caught! They join in and you have your way with the cheerleaders one last time as the cheesy music fades out.
The End.
by Southern Belle
There you are, lounging around the Hell's Angels' clubhouse wearing nothing but Saran wrap when suddenly the vibrator goes off. Surprised, you take your clothes off, then open the door and are happy to see the Avon lady cumming. As the cheesy music begins you can't help yourself, so you let yourself be taken on the spot, elated by the size of the strap on cock that confronts you. Before you know it a car pulls up and it's some Chippendale dancers sucking, fucking, licking and spanking. Being the gracious host, you fuck all of them, much to their delight.
The air is thick with the smell of sex as 69 people are now writhing in a pile on the handlebars of a Harley riding. You're completely absorbed in it, never having enjoyed so many people riding at once.
Suddenly you look up and see a film crew staring at you and you grin foolishly. You're caught! They join in and you have your way with the cheerleaders one last time as the cheesy music fades out.
The End.
Malevolence
Heaven's Damnation
Dude, where's my sanity
an original screenplay concept
by keekkykle
Period Piece: An Jedi warrior teams up with a crotchety codger to commit the perfect crime. In the process they have mad passionate sex with a super intelligent chimpanzee. By the end of the movie they have sex with 5 ewoks and end up winning the admiration of their 3rd grade teacher, living happily ever after.
Think Die Hard meets phantom of the opera.
an original screenplay concept
by keekkykle
Period Piece: An Jedi warrior teams up with a crotchety codger to commit the perfect crime. In the process they have mad passionate sex with a super intelligent chimpanzee. By the end of the movie they have sex with 5 ewoks and end up winning the admiration of their 3rd grade teacher, living happily ever after.
Think Die Hard meets phantom of the opera.
AlexiWarheart
Stoners UNITE!
I got mine
Science Fiction: An absent-minded scientist teams up with the straightest cop on four continents to discover America. In the process they have mad passionate sex with a gay interior decorator. By the end of the movie they blow up 666 washed up ex-SNL cast members and end up winning the admiration of their world, living happily ever after.
Think sex lies and videotape meets National Lampoons Van Wilder.
Science Fiction: An absent-minded scientist teams up with the straightest cop on four continents to discover America. In the process they have mad passionate sex with a gay interior decorator. By the end of the movie they blow up 666 washed up ex-SNL cast members and end up winning the admiration of their world, living happily ever after.
Think sex lies and videotape meets National Lampoons Van Wilder.
