"Sub Atomic Tube Mod
Paul Rosk 3/5/2006 1:42 AM
I am currently accepting a limited number of power tubes for sub atomic modification. Tubes CAN be tailored to your specs. Don't let the phony tube matchers tell you otherwise.
Paul Rosk
Systems Engineer"
THE REPLY TO THE ABOVE POST
"Sub atomic modification? Oh, wow, whazzat?
R.G. 3/5/2006 3:19 AM
Ohmygod! How kewl is that???
Can you tell us what wonders your sub atomic modification does? Maybe a little about how you do it?
Do you, for instance, have an unlicensed nuclear particle accelerator that you use to imbed the tubes with relativistic shrapnel? Are they cryogenically stablized, aligned in a sub-gigahertz electromagnetic field, hardened and tempered, or aged inside a flux capacitor?
You know, I've wondered several times - if I had two tubes, one which had been sub-atomically modified, presumably at some moderate expense of course, and one that had not - how would I tell them apart? I wouldn't want to mix them up because the sub-atomicly modified one would do magic inside my amp, but the putzy old non modified one would just sound... ordinary.
Would the modified one have a green aura? Could I get twice the power out? Could it generate its *own* power from the zero-point field?
Would the harmonics be subspatially synchronized, time aligned with Cherenkov radiation, or would it emit excess tachyons?
Or would its effects be more subtle? Maybe an enhancement of tone, a depth of inner air and rich, warm brown sound that comes pouring out of it? Could it convert my cheesy post CBS Fender into a firebreathing tone monster?
Do I need two of them to get the effect, or will replacing one of my outputs be sufficient for the subatomic goodness to start flowing out into the rest of my amp? Will the preamp tubes get better sounding if I touch them to it? What happens in a single ended amp? Can it find its other end?
I can't wait!!"
Ilaughed very hard while reading this enjoy
Paul Rosk 3/5/2006 1:42 AM
I am currently accepting a limited number of power tubes for sub atomic modification. Tubes CAN be tailored to your specs. Don't let the phony tube matchers tell you otherwise.
Paul Rosk
Systems Engineer"
THE REPLY TO THE ABOVE POST
"Sub atomic modification? Oh, wow, whazzat?
R.G. 3/5/2006 3:19 AM
Ohmygod! How kewl is that???
Can you tell us what wonders your sub atomic modification does? Maybe a little about how you do it?
Do you, for instance, have an unlicensed nuclear particle accelerator that you use to imbed the tubes with relativistic shrapnel? Are they cryogenically stablized, aligned in a sub-gigahertz electromagnetic field, hardened and tempered, or aged inside a flux capacitor?
You know, I've wondered several times - if I had two tubes, one which had been sub-atomically modified, presumably at some moderate expense of course, and one that had not - how would I tell them apart? I wouldn't want to mix them up because the sub-atomicly modified one would do magic inside my amp, but the putzy old non modified one would just sound... ordinary.
Would the modified one have a green aura? Could I get twice the power out? Could it generate its *own* power from the zero-point field?
Would the harmonics be subspatially synchronized, time aligned with Cherenkov radiation, or would it emit excess tachyons?
Or would its effects be more subtle? Maybe an enhancement of tone, a depth of inner air and rich, warm brown sound that comes pouring out of it? Could it convert my cheesy post CBS Fender into a firebreathing tone monster?
Do I need two of them to get the effect, or will replacing one of my outputs be sufficient for the subatomic goodness to start flowing out into the rest of my amp? Will the preamp tubes get better sounding if I touch them to it? What happens in a single ended amp? Can it find its other end?
I can't wait!!"
Ilaughed very hard while reading this enjoy
