funny relgious web pages...
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Belial
Rainbow Demon
Holy shit! 
That is so fuckin hillarious. Hehe.
After reading that I just want to blast my "secular music", get drunk, look at some homosexual porn and curse like fuckin sailor.
People actually swallow this horse shit? It's hard to imagine someone that naive.
That is so fuckin hillarious. Hehe.
After reading that I just want to blast my "secular music", get drunk, look at some homosexual porn and curse like fuckin sailor.
People actually swallow this horse shit? It's hard to imagine someone that naive.
Misanthrope
Latin, NOT Mexican.
http://www.i-mockery.com/Church/default.asp
Beign a bick i-mockery fan you should all check out this page its one of the most funny mocks about religion ever.
Beign a bick i-mockery fan you should all check out this page its one of the most funny mocks about religion ever.
Belial
Rainbow Demon
Obyeybyeogone
New Metal Member
Obyeybyeogone
New Metal Member
Yes it is, i've been reading it, geez. Have you read their evolution comic "Monkey Business"
"Evolution is a modern fantasy made by man to make it easier to turn his back on god. If evolution is true, then we could DENY that god even exists!"
They went as far as to claim the Earth is 10,000 years old
"Evolution is a modern fantasy made by man to make it easier to turn his back on god. If evolution is true, then we could DENY that god even exists!"
They went as far as to claim the Earth is 10,000 years old
Belial
Rainbow Demon
Originally posted by Oyo
Yes it is, i've been reading it, geez. Have you read their evolution comic "Monkey Business"
"Evolution is a modern fantasy made by man to make it easier to turn his back on god. If evolution is true, then we could DENY that god even exists!"
They went as far as to claim the Earth is 10,000 years old
Belial
Rainbow Demon
Obyeybyeogone
New Metal Member
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In response to the tragic killings of students and teachers, we have launched a national Bibles Not Bullets campaign to legally smuggle Bibles into the public schools of America! Consider this: There has never been one law passed to prohibit the distribution of Bibles in Americas public schools. It is lawful for young people to give The Truth for Youth Bible to other students in their school, on school grounds.
Pay special attention to the powerful comics in this Bible. They tell the youth the absolute truth about the moral issues confronting them today.
Recently, I joined my dad, Cecil Todd, founder of the Revival Fires Ministry, for a missions project in Moscow, Russia. We were asked by the Ministry of Education, who oversees the entire school system in Russia, to assist in providing Bibles as textbooks in their public schools. Vladimir Saprykin, vice-president of the Ministry of Education, gave the approval. His enthusiastic endorsement prompted him to ask, What kind of a Bible program do you have for the public schools in America? I responded, Russia put God in school, but America kicked God out!
All the way home I pondered: America is a country that was founded on Biblical standards but today many are trying to stop us from giving Bibles to the students in Americas public schools.
Thank God, thousands of people across America are concerned and outraged that Bible reading and prayer in our public schools is prohibited. And yet, Bibles are being distributed freely in public schools of Russia and even required reading in some of their classes! Now, our public schools have become a breeding ground for sin and lawlessness. Young people are being given condoms, but Bibles are forbidden! We have had to create drug free zones today as a result of creating Bible free zones in the sixties.
I am determined, if students can distribute Bibles in the public schools of Russia, our young people should be able to distribute Bibles in the public schools of America too!
I believe our public schools are the biggest mission field in America. Certainly, much more is needed than just handing out Bibles, but this is a good place to start. Over one million students carry guns to school every day. Lets replace those bullets with Bibles and return God to our public schools!"
"The last four letters of the word "AMERICAN" are "I-CAN" not "I-RAN"!"
If you want to e-mail this guy here's his adress:
timtodd@thetruthforyouth.com
In response to the tragic killings of students and teachers, we have launched a national Bibles Not Bullets campaign to legally smuggle Bibles into the public schools of America! Consider this: There has never been one law passed to prohibit the distribution of Bibles in Americas public schools. It is lawful for young people to give The Truth for Youth Bible to other students in their school, on school grounds.
Pay special attention to the powerful comics in this Bible. They tell the youth the absolute truth about the moral issues confronting them today.
Recently, I joined my dad, Cecil Todd, founder of the Revival Fires Ministry, for a missions project in Moscow, Russia. We were asked by the Ministry of Education, who oversees the entire school system in Russia, to assist in providing Bibles as textbooks in their public schools. Vladimir Saprykin, vice-president of the Ministry of Education, gave the approval. His enthusiastic endorsement prompted him to ask, What kind of a Bible program do you have for the public schools in America? I responded, Russia put God in school, but America kicked God out!
All the way home I pondered: America is a country that was founded on Biblical standards but today many are trying to stop us from giving Bibles to the students in Americas public schools.
Thank God, thousands of people across America are concerned and outraged that Bible reading and prayer in our public schools is prohibited. And yet, Bibles are being distributed freely in public schools of Russia and even required reading in some of their classes! Now, our public schools have become a breeding ground for sin and lawlessness. Young people are being given condoms, but Bibles are forbidden! We have had to create drug free zones today as a result of creating Bible free zones in the sixties.
I am determined, if students can distribute Bibles in the public schools of Russia, our young people should be able to distribute Bibles in the public schools of America too!
I believe our public schools are the biggest mission field in America. Certainly, much more is needed than just handing out Bibles, but this is a good place to start. Over one million students carry guns to school every day. Lets replace those bullets with Bibles and return God to our public schools!"
"The last four letters of the word "AMERICAN" are "I-CAN" not "I-RAN"!"
If you want to e-mail this guy here's his adress:
timtodd@thetruthforyouth.com
Demonspell
cheating the polygraph
Obyeybyeogone
New Metal Member
I'm sorry but this page is too damn funny..
"One night at a KEG BEER party" wtf?
"I was offered a marijuana joint" It can't just be a joint
Then as he starts smoking it a kid in the background says "Hey everybody, he's cool!" Yeah that's just what would happen
"One night at a KEG BEER party" wtf?
"I was offered a marijuana joint" It can't just be a joint
Then as he starts smoking it a kid in the background says "Hey everybody, he's cool!" Yeah that's just what would happen
By-Tor
Member
Here's a list of a whole bunch of them, though the're not all about christians:
http://www.abarnett.demon.co.uk/atheism/kookparade.html
http://www.abarnett.demon.co.uk/atheism/kookparade.html
I remember A site I once wound up on that listed all the rock/pop stars who had died in acidents/overdoses and tried to imply that this was done by god because they were evil - and we're talking about a list that included such evil satanic bands as the Beach Boys here.
The same site also had the most ridiculous mp3 that was supposed to be a recording of actual people burning in hell (lots of screas etc) taken by deep sea divers from an entrance to the core of the earth!
I shall try to find the link!
The same site also had the most ridiculous mp3 that was supposed to be a recording of actual people burning in hell (lots of screas etc) taken by deep sea divers from an entrance to the core of the earth!
I shall try to find the link!
Belial
Rainbow Demon
Obyeybyeogone
New Metal Member
"The same site also had the most ridiculous mp3 that was supposed to be a recording of actual people burning in hell (lots of screas etc) taken by deep sea divers from an entrance to the core of the earth!"
I guess evolution has reversed itself
I guess evolution has reversed itself
