i found this on a website:
Email Vs. The Penis
1. Some folks have it, some don't.
2. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.
3. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow
inferior.
4. Those who don't have it may agree that it's neat, but think
it's not worth the fuss that those who have it make about it.
5. Many of those who don't have it would like to try it. (e-mail
envy)
6. It can be up or down. It's more fun when it's up, but this
makes it hard to get any real work done.
7. In the long distant past, its only purpose was to transmit
information vital to the survival of the species. Some people
still think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most
folks today use it for fun most of the time.
8. If you don't apply the appropriate measures, it can spread
viruses.
9. If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more and more
difficult to think coherently.
10. We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its
actual size and influence warrant.
11. If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you
into a lot of trouble.
Email Vs. The Penis
1. Some folks have it, some don't.
2. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.
3. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow
inferior.
4. Those who don't have it may agree that it's neat, but think
it's not worth the fuss that those who have it make about it.
5. Many of those who don't have it would like to try it. (e-mail
envy)
6. It can be up or down. It's more fun when it's up, but this
makes it hard to get any real work done.
7. In the long distant past, its only purpose was to transmit
information vital to the survival of the species. Some people
still think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most
folks today use it for fun most of the time.
8. If you don't apply the appropriate measures, it can spread
viruses.
9. If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more and more
difficult to think coherently.
10. We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its
actual size and influence warrant.
11. If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you
into a lot of trouble.
