***Funny!!**

[Metal head87]

We let people use weed for that too. If they have a prescription, it is legal. I knew a dealer who used to sell fake prescriptions that looked like the real thing.

 

[paradoxile]

I can fake a note from the doctor

 

[Metal head87]

You can get prescription paper? You cannot just put it on a regular piece of paper, it has to be the stuff the doctor gives you to go to the pharmacy with. Although I don't know if Israel does it the same way.

 

[Metal head87]

I ripped these pics off from the Nevermore forum. They are hilarious, but they contain nudity. You'll see why they are so funny. They are the same pics but one of them has a photoshop face to it.
Gross
Gross part 2

 

[paradoxile]

You can get prescription paper? You cannot just put it on a regular piece of paper, it has to be the stuff the doctor gives you to go to the ******** with. Although I don't know if Israel does it the same way.

In Israel perscriprions are printed out on blank paper in a regualr printer...having the doctor sign at the bottom and put his stamp with his license number and that's it.

now imagine what happens when you scan the note/perscription and change the writings inside...not too hard with a little help from photoshop

 

[Metal head87]

So it's different in Israel then. In the US and maybe other countries too, the doctor has a special kind of paper that only doctors can order. It's very difficult to duplicate, but some people do. Each one can go for like 30 bucks at the cheapest.

 

[Metal head87]

Funny city names (they are real)
Intercourse, Alabama
Bald Knob, Arkansas
Clapper Gap, California
Rough and Ready, California
Climax, Colorado
Blue Ball, Delaware
Cumming, Georgia
French Lick, Indiana
Beaver Lick, Kentucky
Sugartit, Kentucky
Eros, Louisiana
Assawoman Bay, Maryland
Gay Head, Massachusetts
Conception, Missouri
Square Butt, Montana
Horneytown, N. Carolina
Bowlegs, Oklahoma
Sugar Tit, S. Carolina
Tootertown, S. Carolina
Oral, S. Dakota
Humptulips, Washington

 

[Metal head87]

POWER METAL:
the protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escape from the dragon, saves the princess and make love in an enchanted forest

TRASH METAL:
the protagonist arrives, fight the dragon, saves the princess and fuck her

HEAVY METAL:
the protagonist arrives in a harley davidson bike, kills the dragon, drinks some beers and fuck the princess

FOLK METAL:
the protagonist arrives with some friends playing acordeons, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon fell asleep (by all the dancing)....then he leaves....without the princess

VIKING METAL:
the protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his migthy axe, cook and eat it, rape the princess to death, steal the castle and burn all the place before leave

DEATH METAL:
the protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kill her, then leaves

BLACK METAL:
the protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impale it in the front of the castle.....then sodomize the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her.....then he impale the unvirgen princess

GORE METAL:
the protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spread his guts in the front of the castle, fucks the princess and kill her....then he fucks the dead body, slash her belly and eat her guts.....then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burn the corpse and fuck it for the last time

DOOM METAL:
the protagonist arrives, see the size of the dragon and thinks that he never could beat him, then he gets depressed and commit suicide....the dragon eat his body and the princess as well...the end of the sad story

PROGRESIVE METAL:
the protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes....the dragon kills himself out of boredom.....the protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the technics and tunes learned in the last year of the conservatory...the princess escape looking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist

GLAM METAL:
the protagonist arrives, the dragon laugh of the guy's appearance and let him enter.....he then steal the princess make-up and try to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color

GRIND METAL:
The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 mintues and then leaves...

 

[Chastise]

I saw the turkish version of that too

I saw a city (or some town) named Mianus. (jackass )

 

[paradoxile]

Nassrallah means "shitted(female conjugation)" in russian

 

[Metal head87]

Shit comes out of the jopah in case someone didn't know

 

[Metal head87]

You guys should watch Shin Chan (/Crayon Shin-chan in America if I remember correctly), now that's a show that's hilarious.

It's coming to Adult Swim on the 21st. It looks pretty funny. I'll check it out when it comes.

 

[Metal head87]

Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband's insistence that they make love in the dark. Hoping to free him of his inhibitions, she flipped on her reading lamp one passionate night - only to find a cucumber in his hand.

"Is this", she asked, pointing to the vegetable, "what you've been using on me for the fast 5 years?"

"Honey, let me explain.."

"Why, you sneaky bastard!" she screamed. "You impotent son of a -"

"Speaking of sneaky," her husband coolly interjected, "maybe you'd like to explain our three kids?"

 

[Metal head87]

The Wheels On The Bus like you've never heard it before! (watch the whole thing, It's funny as hell and a little disturbing)

 

[Metal head87]

I heard they are coming out with a second Mr. Bean movie. The first one was funny as hell.

 

[Metal head87]

A kangaroo jerkin off

 

[Chastise]

Now we, Turkish people have tp pay for the electricity that street lamps use. In taxes. Funny. Just funny.

 

[UnConscious]

Hahaha yeah I laughed my ass off when I was watching the news. So hilarious. Haha. hahaha.
:Smug:

 

[Chastise]

I think next year, we'll have to pay for breathing. Ne güzel hükümet.

 

[Chastise]

Just watch this. Just.. Man... Too much.. It's just too much.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8c3YRPGppPM

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