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They still show Married with Children here.
American Dad and Grim Adventures Of Billy And Mandy rules, both of them!
American Dad and Grim Adventures Of Billy And Mandy rules, both of them!
***Funny!!**
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Metal head87 said:Now I'm watching American Dad but Grim Adventures Of Billy And Mandy will be next. Very kvlt, tr00 and fr0stb1tt3n.
Grim means Ugly in Danish
I saw it once or twice...
I never saw American Dad...I should download the episodes since I love family guy and it's not far from it(same guy made it)
Do you like primus?
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Grim also means ugly in Norwegian as far as I am concerned. Black Metal is ugly, therefore the music gets grim (and grim black metal is of course more grimt than regular black metal). And when we talk about Black Metal every word and thing hails from norway!
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What about when they went bear hunting and Bud was using Isis as an air mattress.
I've been watching it since I was literally a baby. I wanted to go to the nudie bar ever since I was a toddler.
What about Psycho Dad...
"Who's that riding into the sun.
Who's the man with the itchy gun.
Who's the man who kills for fun!
Psycho Dad. Psycho Dad. Psycho Dad!
He sleeps with a gun, but he loves his son.
Killed his wife 'cause she weighed a ton
Psycho Dad,
Psycho Dad,
PSYCHO DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A little touched or so we're told.
Killed his wife 'cause she had a cold.
Might as well, she was gettin' old.
Psy-cho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad.
He's quick with a gun, and his job ain't done.
Killed his wife by twenty-one, he's
Psycho Dad,
Psycho Dad
PSYCHO DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who's that riding in the sleigh.
Who's that firing along the way.
Who's got the most popped on christmas day?
Psy-cho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad.
Or the nudie bar
Where the music stinks, and they water the drinks, the nudie bar.
Where the girlies dance in their underpants, the nudie bar.
Where you see their butt, and their trap stays shut, at the nudie bar.
Where you can't touch a breast, but you can cave in a chest, at the nudie bar.
Where you look at a thigh, and blacken an eye, at the nudie bar.
Where the beer gives you gas, but the Bundys kick ass, at the nudie bar.
Where a buck's enough to see their stuff, at the nudie bar.
Where the breasts may be fake but man do they shake, at the nudie bar.
Where you swear like a sailor, and wish you could nail her, at the nudie bar.
Where the cops are at the door, and there's a Kennedy on the floor, at the nudie bar.
Where Christmas is nice, and lap dances are half price, at the nudie bar.
Where you drink down the shooters, and unwrap the hooters, at the nudie bar.
Where eggnogs are plenty, and the girls all twenty, at the nudie bar.
Be careful when you eat at KFC. I heard that Marcy was seen going in one but never coming out.
I heard that Amanda Bearse, the woman who plays Marcy, actually a lesbo.
I've been watching it since I was literally a baby. I wanted to go to the nudie bar ever since I was a toddler.
What about Psycho Dad...
"Who's that riding into the sun.
Who's the man with the itchy gun.
Who's the man who kills for fun!
Psycho Dad. Psycho Dad. Psycho Dad!
He sleeps with a gun, but he loves his son.
Killed his wife 'cause she weighed a ton
Psycho Dad,
Psycho Dad,
PSYCHO DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A little touched or so we're told.
Killed his wife 'cause she had a cold.
Might as well, she was gettin' old.
Psy-cho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad.
He's quick with a gun, and his job ain't done.
Killed his wife by twenty-one, he's
Psycho Dad,
Psycho Dad
PSYCHO DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who's that riding in the sleigh.
Who's that firing along the way.
Who's got the most popped on christmas day?
Psy-cho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad.
Or the nudie bar
Where the music stinks, and they water the drinks, the nudie bar.
Where the girlies dance in their underpants, the nudie bar.
Where you see their butt, and their trap stays shut, at the nudie bar.
Where you can't touch a breast, but you can cave in a chest, at the nudie bar.
Where you look at a thigh, and blacken an eye, at the nudie bar.
Where the beer gives you gas, but the Bundys kick ass, at the nudie bar.
Where a buck's enough to see their stuff, at the nudie bar.
Where the breasts may be fake but man do they shake, at the nudie bar.
Where you swear like a sailor, and wish you could nail her, at the nudie bar.
Where the cops are at the door, and there's a Kennedy on the floor, at the nudie bar.
Where Christmas is nice, and lap dances are half price, at the nudie bar.
Where you drink down the shooters, and unwrap the hooters, at the nudie bar.
Where eggnogs are plenty, and the girls all twenty, at the nudie bar.
Be careful when you eat at KFC. I heard that Marcy was seen going in one but never coming out.
I heard that Amanda Bearse, the woman who plays Marcy, actually a lesbo.
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Not really so much. I like Possessed a lot more. Larry LaLonde won't even admit to ever being a member of Possessed.paradoxile said:
American Dad is much better than Family Guy has been recently. I think Seth McFarlane has been using his better ideas for American Dad.
Although I loved when Brian was watching Facts Of Life and they made Joe a she-male.
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Outside of Stewie I think American Dad is the better of the two. But when Stewie is still there, I think it beats American Dad.
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Metal head87 said:
I remember that one..and joe wasn't a shemale...he had both a penis and a vagina that's a hermaphrodite. shemale is a guy with boobs
Did you see the "Stewie Griffin: The untold story" DVD? I know they divided it into 3 or 4 episodes and aired it as a 5th season finale...but they cut a lot of good scenes out of it
Stewie:She's still alive?
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Al: "A fat woman came into the shoe store today, she asked for a size 6...now you know son that I always tell you not to look up...well I looked up
and I saw her underwear...it said Saturday"
Bud:so?
Al: Today's wednsday *starts crying in dispair*
and I saw her underwear...it said Saturday"
Bud:so?
Al: Today's wednsday *starts crying in dispair*
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I saw it. I didn't really think it was so funny though. It seems like they focus a lot more on some of those silly one time jokes than on the story lately.
I still think The Simpsons is the best out of those cartoons meant for adults. It keeps getting funnier and funnier. South Park is still good, but I think they've been going a little downhill lately.
Deathklok is pretty funny, although it was just the pilot that I saw.
I still think The Simpsons is the best out of those cartoons meant for adults. It keeps getting funnier and funnier. South Park is still good, but I think they've been going a little downhill lately.
Deathklok is pretty funny, although it was just the pilot that I saw.
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Hahahahahahaha, I remember that one!paradoxile said:
Or the one
Fat woman: How dare you say that to my face!?!
Al: I would say it behind your back but my car only has half a tank of gas!
Or that one when Buck ran away. Al kept telling his fat women stories and he always said "now, I don't know when women started carrying around nunchucks" or "chainsaws... but..." and stuff like that.
How about when Al was fighting with his football rival in the high school. They were showing each other pictures of their mother-in-laws to see who has the crappier life.
Or when Kelly was going to become Ms. Weenie Tot. Al was praying "please god, let Kelly win. I will get a lifetime supply of weenie tots. You know how good they are, they are made with all your creatures. If you let her win, I will never be mean to any of your creations again. Amen" and then when Kelly wins, Al bumps into a fat woman and screams "get out of my way foul behemoth!"
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a million little fibres by Steven McTowlie...
Oprah's minge and asshole
that's the cheapest southpark episode ever...half of the episode is a dialogue between oprah's minge and asshole with a zoom shot on her crutch...nevertheless it was hilarious as hell but not as hilarious as it was a few days ago.
see we have syndicated US tv shows in Israel with a certain delay
so the satelite tv users get the tonight show(Jay Leno) and the Conan O'Brien show with about a week delay...not too bad...
we don't get southpark at all...due to loyal fans who record the episode and put a torrent just a few hours after the episode ended I see southpark and family guy and american dad and the simpsons the same time americans do
Now Oprah's show is shown in Israel with about 3-6 months delay and just a few days ago I saw Oprah bitchslapping that author of "a little million pieces" on her show and I finally understood wht that SP episode is all about
Oprah's minge and asshole
that's the cheapest southpark episode ever...half of the episode is a dialogue between oprah's minge and asshole with a zoom shot on her crutch...nevertheless it was hilarious as hell but not as hilarious as it was a few days ago.
see we have syndicated US tv shows in Israel with a certain delay
so the satelite tv users get the tonight show(Jay Leno) and the Conan O'Brien show with about a week delay...not too bad...
we don't get southpark at all...due to loyal fans who record the episode and put a torrent just a few hours after the episode ended I see southpark and family guy and american dad and the simpsons the same time americans do
Now Oprah's show is shown in Israel with about 3-6 months delay and just a few days ago I saw Oprah bitchslapping that author of "a little million pieces" on her show and I finally understood wht that SP episode is all about
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I missed that one actually. I think they don't play it because it was too controversial, although that may have been another episode.
Oprah= gr1m in Danish, Norwegian or whatever language it is. Oprah is ev1l and kvlt, but not like Gaahl. Although she is probably insane too. Much like Al Bundy, I hate Oprah too.
Was it Oprah that Tom Cruse acted like an especially big douchebag on when he was jumping on the chairs? Did he also assault her or was that just Scary Movie 4?
You should pray that Oprah will get lost in the delay. Maybe Oprah herself will get lost in some alternate world on her way to foreign countries. I don't care that this doesn't make sense.
Oprah= gr1m in Danish, Norwegian or whatever language it is. Oprah is ev1l and kvlt, but not like Gaahl. Although she is probably insane too. Much like Al Bundy, I hate Oprah too.
Was it Oprah that Tom Cruse acted like an especially big douchebag on when he was jumping on the chairs? Did he also assault her or was that just Scary Movie 4?
You should pray that Oprah will get lost in the delay. Maybe Oprah herself will get lost in some alternate world on her way to foreign countries. I don't care that this doesn't make sense.
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Metal head87 said:
I remember all those
how about the football game against Jacky O high where they cheated and got pro football players instead of the the old guys...
Al: *looks at the Jackie O ladies bench* hey you're not .... you're Lawrence Taylor.
Lawrence:no I'm not.
Al: and you are *looks at Bubba Smith*...Eddie Yim.
News reporter:and what is your name sir?
Grif:Grif...Grif X
News reporter:Are you a black activist who forfit his slave name like Malcolm X kind of X?
Grif:No, I'm more of a got screwed over and lost all my money to my ex wife kind of X
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What about in the breast feeding one when Al and Griff were screaming that they shouldn't have to look at breasts during work, and then they sit down and look at Big Uns.
My favorite was in the episode of the Jeffersons live tour. When the wives were talking about a play and Bud is like "you mean like (I forget the name) and her disappearing vegetables?". Then later on, the husbands want to leave the play so they can go to the sports bar, and some of them had their kids (officer Dan had his kid who was like 10 in a police uniform), some of them had stuffed animals etc... Al had Bud act as him and sit with Peg and Jefferson had Kelly sit with Marcy. Then at the end of the show Bud is like "that was horrible" and Kelly says "at least you didn't get a hicky". Luckily for Bud, it wasn't one of the times Peg got horny and forced Al to have sex.
My favorite was in the episode of the Jeffersons live tour. When the wives were talking about a play and Bud is like "you mean like (I forget the name) and her disappearing vegetables?". Then later on, the husbands want to leave the play so they can go to the sports bar, and some of them had their kids (officer Dan had his kid who was like 10 in a police uniform), some of them had stuffed animals etc...
Al had Bud act as him and sit with Peg and Jefferson had Kelly sit with Marcy. Then at the end of the show Bud is like "that was horrible" and Kelly says "at least you didn't get a hicky". Luckily for Bud, it wasn't one of the times Peg got horny and forced Al to have sex.
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Metal head87 said:
it was on Oprah's show that Tom Cruise jumped on the sofa screaming "I'm in love with Katie Holmes"
I'm ashamed to say but I learned some really important things on the Oprah show...especially on the eating healthy subject.
during that eating healthy week she did one whole show about...SHIT
she had some doctor who brought diseased and healthy organs of a couple of dead guys for demonstration and showed how shit is formed in the bowels and the importance of eating as much grains as possible and having a colonic every six months...that show was grim kvlt nekro and gore...coolest oprah show ever...she also talked about her poo
but in general Oprah reminds me of 2 things
eggy Bundy and Bonbons
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Metal head87 said:What about in the breast feeding one when Al and Griff were screaming that they shouldn't have to look at breasts during work, and then they sit down and look at Big Uns.
My favorite was in the episode of the Jeffersons live tour. When the wives were talking about a play and Bud is like "you mean like (I forget the name) and her disappearing vegetables?". Then later on, the husbands want to leave the play so they can go to the sports bar, and some of them had their kids (officer Dan had his kid who was like 10 in a police uniform), some of them had stuffed animals etc...
you fogot about...yada yada couldn't be here today so in the role of yada yada will be played by Eric Estrada
Everyone:BOOOOOOO!
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That's what reminds me too, because I've never actually watched it. But I'd probably not want to anyway. We have more than enough of annoying shows for housewives to watchparadoxile said:it was on Oprah's show that Tom Cruise jumped on the sofa screaming "I'm in love with Katie Holmes"
I'm ashamed to say but I learned some really important things on the Oprah show...especially on the eating healthy subject.
during that eating healthy week she did one whole show about...SHIT
she had some doctor who brought diseased and healthy organs of a couple of dead guys for demonstration and showed how shit is formed in the bowels and the importance of eating as much grains as possible and having a colonic every six months...that show was grim kvlt nekro and gore...coolest oprah show ever...she also talked about her poo
but in general Oprah reminds me of 2 things
One of them used to have a "modern" religious leader on every show, like a full-time guest
Women ask him religious questions and 75% of the time he'd say "come on I've written about those things in my book blah blah of Islam, don't you read?" and then start talking about how modern he is and somehow connect his speech to Ataturk. Later he joined a leftist party. Haha. How mutant.
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Oh yeah! Hahahahahahahaha.
What about with the tornado and Jefferson is like "we should use the secret passageway out"
Al: No, we cannot let them see it
Then the wives rape them
Al: We have to go, it is a matter of life... or sex.
And they go through a secret passageway into The Jiggly Room.
Or in that same episode when they were playing charades, and Bud's girl that he had down there says to Marcy "cluck you". Then Al says "hehehe, I like you". Marcy says it has to be a question so she says "why don't you go cluck yourself" and Al says "hahahah, I really like you".
Then when they wanted to play a game, she says "how about strip poker?", then they're like no let's do something else. Then she says "you're right, I never win in strip poker". All of a sudden they are dealing cards
What about with the tornado and Jefferson is like "we should use the secret passageway out"
Al: No, we cannot let them see it
Then the wives rape them
Al: We have to go, it is a matter of life... or sex.
And they go through a secret passageway into The Jiggly Room.
Or in that same episode when they were playing charades, and Bud's girl that he had down there says to Marcy "cluck you". Then Al says "hehehe, I like you". Marcy says it has to be a question so she says "why don't you go cluck yourself" and Al says "hahahah, I really like you".
Then when they wanted to play a game, she says "how about strip poker?", then they're like no let's do something else. Then she says "you're right, I never win in strip poker". All of a sudden they are dealing cards
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You have housewife shows too? I thought they only had that shit in the US. I guess there are enough people with bad taste in other countries too.UnConscious said:That's what reminds me too, because I've never actually watched it. But I'd probably not want to anyway. We have more than enough of annoying shows for housewives to watch
One of them used to have a "modern" religious leader on every show, like a full-time guest
What's with Desperate Housewives? Who the hell is going to believe that Terri Hatcher is desperate for sex?
http://www.aj-s.com/Celebes/Teri_Hatcher/Teri hatcher 10.JPG
Yeah, I bet nobody wants to have sex with her
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there's a no porn policy in UM...I sugguest you censore it
appealing as it may be
about talk shows for women...every country has those
about desparate housewives...it's too far fetched in my opinion...aspecially in the second season...
teri being nude is nothing new...there was this movie with one of the Baldwins some years ago and teri appeared completely nude...had a butterfly tattoo on her belly
appealing as it may be
about talk shows for women...every country has those
about desparate housewives...it's too far fetched in my opinion...aspecially in the second season...
teri being nude is nothing new...there was this movie with one of the Baldwins some years ago and teri appeared completely nude...had a butterfly tattoo on her belly
