I'm sure many of you have noticed my avatar thingy is of The Red Guy from Cow And Chicken. He went by all sorts of names depending on how he was dressed, but he never had his ass covered. His names always reflected that. Here is a list of just a few of the names he went by:
Mr. Lackopants, Dr. Nopants, Lance Sackless, Seymour Butts, Officer Pantsoffsky, Red Buttler, Tulula Bottoms, Red Clearbottom, Uncle Breezybum, Rear Admiral Floyd, Major Wedgie, Queen Cleopantsless, Ben Panced, Geraldo Rearviewa.
If you've never seen the show, Cow and Chicken used to eat a special meal every Tuesday night, porkbutts (a pig's ass that actually looks like a human ass) and taters (how some Americans say potatoes). Mom and Dad would put it on a catapult, fire it off to them and they would try to catch each ass in their mouth. It's much funnier than it sounds.
