Gay Myspace Profiles

[Vimana]

Post them so we can make fun of them and feel better about ourselves.

http://www.myspace.com/moparpimp2007

 

[False Joe]

To be fair, since it's inception Myspace has been a breeding ground for awful HTML, and clusterfuck pages.
I've seen so many bad ones I can't think of any specific ones.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Havent used Myspace for years, cos its shit. This thread could have some amusing results though.

 

[Eligos]

Make sure the profiles aren't private before you post them.

 

[genocide roach]

Post them so we can make fun of them and feel better about ourselves.

http://www.myspace.com/moparpimp2007

satrycon rules
~gR~

 

[Belligerent]

borderline awesome but gay nonetheless

http://www.myspace.com/slainemcroth

http://www.myspace.com/johnnylustdrummer

 

[Eligos]

Bookmarking my critiques.

 

[The Ozzman]

Here's one:

http://www.myspace.com/kastigation

 

[False Joe]

Here's another:
http://www.myspace.com/317398897

 

[The Ozzman]

I see what you did there

 

[Eligos]

We should stop posting and start making some fun. This is turning out like a particular thread in the Musicians' Discussion.

 

[King Richard]

Here's one:

http://www.myspace.com/kastigation

lol

 

[Hubster]

borderline awesome but gay nonetheless

http://www.myspace.com/slainemcroth

OMFG. He is NOT 32. I'm two years older than this hermit freak, and I dont look that fucken old.

And what's with making sure all the females are visible in his top friends list?

http://www.myspace.com/johnnylustdrummer

Faggotry. Pure and simple, he has the faux-rock look down pat, you know, the kinda look tha anyone in music that is over 45 these days has. The faux-glam-2000's look. Yeah, and I love the playing drums next to a cliff photo. Dickhead.

 

[Eligos]

You're 34? I'd say you look 28.

 

[Belligerent]

OMFG. He is NOT 32. I'm two years older than this hermit freak, and I dont look that fucken old.

And what's with making sure all the females are visible in his top friends list?



Faggotry. Pure and simple, he has the faux-rock look down pat, you know, the kinda look tha anyone in music that is over 45 these days has. The faux-glam-2000's look. Yeah, and I love the playing drums next to a cliff photo. Dickhead.

to all of this. Slaine McRoth should have been Bruce Willis's name in Die Hard truthfully.

buwahahahaaah

 

[whiskey funeral]

Slaine. That's pretty tough.

 

[Eligos]

http://www.myspace.com/gaahlrules88

This one was long in coming. I once sarcastically dedicated my entire heroes section to this kid. It was hilarious.

 

[whiskey funeral]

"Yo, I'm drummer of Elctrikchair."