Gayest 80's/90's pseudo-metal bands

[The13thCandle]

Good one...does anyone remember Thor? He would blow up hot water bottles and bend iron bars onstage...I saw him in the 80's.

I dont know how to post pics but i came across this today goofing off.
http://www.web2000.com/heathen/thor.htm

nice helmet

 

[Arg_Hamster]

I bet Thor can´t read or write, besides he doesn´t know fuck about vikings. Ho-mo-war should hire this guy!

 

[Mxgonzo]

I dont know how to post pics but i came across this today goofing off.
http://www.web2000.com/heathen/thor.htm

nice helmet

Hahahaha! That's so 80's. To qoute Garth from Wayne's World "Live in the now!"

 

[bobo'c]

Firehouse,Slaughter

 

[bobo'c]

Pantera in the 80's

 

[Arg_Hamster]

Pantera in the 80's

True... very true...

Vulgar display of hairspray.

And Alice In Chains too...

Hmmm two heroin addicts as frontmen... hmmmm...

 

[schenkadere]

Pantera in the 80's

Extreme, Van Halen after Fair Warning, Krokus, Riot, Motley Crue...all gay!

 

[bobo'c]

Wow those pictures are painful to look at man.

 

[infoterror]

Nirvana?

 

[Arg_Hamster]

The Swedish-Norwegian band Shaboom... damn. I´ve hated them with a passion since I was 10.

 

[bobo'c]

Ha Nirvana. Thats a good one.

 

[Oblivious Maximus]

Europe.

IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!!!

 

[Evil Dead]

Europe.

IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!!!

Don't forget Carrie!!

How can you knock a swedish band who sings about the plight of native american indians:

They lived in peace, not long ago
A mighty indian tribe
But the winds of change,
Made them realize, that the promises were lies.

then on the next song sing about Ninja's never dying?

Ninja survive, in dreams I walk by your side
Ninja survive, with you there’s no need to hide.

 

[Frankie86]

Can't believe no one mentionned Ratt

 

[schenkadere]

Ratt...yup, gay. Skid Row...gay. Vandenburg, Whitesnake...gay.

 

[I_am_138]

I just read this on Blabbermouth about Thor.


After conquering over 40 cities and towns in as many days, THOR "The Mighty Rock Warrior" was struck down by an unimaginably powerful bolt of lightning!

This unthinkable event took place in Portland where he was performing for dazzled audiences. As he placed the steel bar to his lips in order to bend it in half with his muscular arms, lightning split the sky and struck him down. He managed to finish the show, but immediately afterwards was rushed into the care of Venus (nurse to the Gods). Due to these unforseen circumstances THOR was forced to cancel the remaining dates on the tour. He is quite fully recovered now and plans to tour again this winter. Look for dates soon.

THOR is continuing to promote his new album, entitled "Thor against the World", and retrospective DVD, entitled "An-THOR-logy", available on Smog Veil Records.

Good one...does anyone remember Thor? He would blow up hot water bottles and bend iron bars onstage...I saw him in the 80's.

 

[schenkadere]

I just read this on Blabbermouth about Thor.


After conquering over 40 cities and towns in as many days, THOR "The Mighty Rock Warrior" was struck down by an unimaginably powerful bolt of lightning!

This unthinkable event took place in Portland where he was performing for dazzled audiences. As he placed the steel bar to his lips in order to bend it in half with his muscular arms, lightning split the sky and struck him down. He managed to finish the show, but immediately afterwards was rushed into the care of Venus (nurse to the Gods). Due to these unforseen circumstances THOR was forced to cancel the remaining dates on the tour. He is quite fully recovered now and plans to tour again this winter. Look for dates soon.

THOR is continuing to promote his new album, entitled "Thor against the World", and retrospective DVD, entitled "An-THOR-logy", available on Smog Veil Records.

Am I completely gullable? That can't be for real. It's got to be a gimic or just bullshit...that's hysterical. Not that I wish any harm on Thor...he is the thunder god. That must have been the best show ever! Lucky they didn't have to call in Odin...or the rest of the Avengers.

Thanks I_am...that's a pisser!

 

[The13thCandle]

Am I completely gullable? That can't be for real. It's got to be a gimic or just bullshit...that's hysterical. Not that I wish any harm on Thor...he is the thunder god. That must have been the best show ever! Lucky they didn't have to call in Odin...or the rest of the Avengers.

Thanks I_am...that's a pisser!

I agree, its got to be BS. Or maybe the true Thor was finally trying to take out tubby Thor and save his good name. Besides, it looks like the only bars that have been near tubby Thors lips are candy bars.
Loki made me do it.

 

[Evil Dead]

You spreading rumours about me kid?

 

[bobo'c]

Ain't that private pyle?