George Carlin's "New Rules for 2007"

[Susperia]

^^Ancient? Dude he's 71. And rich. You don't have to be near death AT ALL in your 70's in the 21st century, especially if you are wealthy.

 

[AchrisK]

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That's right!!

 

[MasterOLightning]

Ahh, whatta dick.
I wanted to show my Chi-caa-go accent, you no like?

You don't even live in Chicago you moron. You're out in the sticks. That's why you like Pantera and have the grammar of a 8-year-old from rural Alabama. People who live in the city (who aren't immigrants) are educated and speak properly.

That was a good list, but I had seen/heard many of those before. Certainly not new for 2007.