George Carlin's "New Rules for 2007"

[~Derek~]

I love George Carlin's comedy specials. I'd like to see him live before he dies.

 

[AchrisK]

did ack actually call someone a tool?

pot, kettle, BLACK
~gR~

nay, tool.

 

[cookiecutter]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-853241376009346273

 

[Susperia]

I'd like to see him live before he dies.

wtf What a weird thing to say...

 

[genocide roach]

well, he is getting pretty old. certainly not "he could die at any moment" old, but old.
~gR~

 

[Evil?]

My Mom bought be tickets to see Carlin for my birthday a couple of years ago. It was great.

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

He was pretty funny in The Aristocrats.

 

[Susperia]

I'd love to see Carlin live, even though his material has been a bit downhill the last few years. Still very solid Carlin, and probably the best and most consistently quality comic of all time.

Will you take me one day Dodie?

 

[AchrisK]

And a lot of his stand up comedy of recent times seems to reflect his realization of his mortality.

So, what makes George Carlin a "tool?" Because he dislikes religion? Because you disagree with him and it makes you feel icky inside?

Wow, you really have a hard time seeing a Christian as just a human being with a personality and preferences, don't you? Do you look at everything I say and evaluate it with a bias?

I have seen George Carlin do his routines since the early 80's, and although I initially thought some of his stuff was funny, and still some is, I am just sick of his delivery which is the same all the time. Plus I am not all that amused by standup, generally speaking. I also can't stand seeing Robin Williams do comedy.

 

[AchrisK]

I don't care that you don't like him, I just laugh at the stupidity of calling him a "tool."

Yeah it's stupid, but who cares. Everyone on these forums states their preferences and views by saying exaggeratedly stupid things.

 

[Belligerent]

I love George Carlin's comedy specials. I'd like to see him live before he dies.

I seen him at a classy joint (Chicago Theatre) and it was funny as hell. If he comes around your parts dont miss him.

 

[Susperia]

Loll

 

[Belligerent]

Disgusting.

And it's I HAVE SEEN. I'VE SEEN. I HAVE. NOT I. Fucking morons.

Ahh, whatta dick.
I wanted to show my Chi-caa-go accent, you no like?

 

[~Derek~]

wtf What a weird thing to say...

Well, it's the truth.

 

[Belligerent]

This Carlin clip is killing me right now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2NEzmzfXho

 

[Satanstoenail]

New Rule: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass. And it translates to "beef with broccoli." The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual. You're just high.

Awesome.

 

[Satanstoenail]

That's it, I'm taking my lol back. I feel so ripped off.

 

[ohiogrinder]

New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com ! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them!? Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days--mowing my lawn.

this one made me laugh out loud.

the one with Howard Stern kinda made me pissed but oh well.

 

[Ender Rises]

It will be a dark day indeed when he dies. He's getting to be fucking ancient.

 

[ForeverMetal]

New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com ! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them!? Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days--mowing my lawn.

New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your flavored water.

New Rule: The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a "decaf grande half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one sweet-n'-Low, and one NutraSweet," ooh, you're a huge asshole.

New Rule: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass. And it translates to "beef with broccoli." The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual. You're just high.

lmao, some of my pet peeves!